Smut chords by Tom Lehrer
Guitar chords with lyrics
March
Eb6 Ebm Bb C7 Cm7
Smut! Give me Smut and nothing but! A dirty novel I can't shut,
F7 Bb6 Bdim F7 Bb7
if it's un-cut! and un-subt---------tle.
Eb Bb7
I've never quibbled, if it was ribald,
Eb
I would de-vour, where others merely nibbled,
G7 Cm
As the judge remarked the day that he ac-quitted my Aunt Hortense,
F7 Bb7
To be smut, it must be utterly with-out redeeming social importense.
Eb6 Ebm Bb
Por - nographic pictures I a-dore.
C7 Cm7
Indecent magazines ga-lore,
D7 Gm Bb7
I like them more, If they're hard-core!
Eb E F F#
(Spoken): Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties, samplers,
G Ab A Bb Bb7
Stained glass windows, tatoos, anything! More, More, I'm still not satisfied.
Eb Bb7 Eb
(Sung)Stories of tortures, used by debauchers, lurid , licentious and vile.
Bb7 Eb Bb7 Eb Bb7 Eb Bb7
Make me smile. Novels that pander to my taste for can-dor,
Eb Bb7 Eb
give me a pleasure sublime. (spoken): Let's face it, I love slime.
Eb7 Ab
(Sung):All books can be indecent books though recent books are bolder,
Eb C7
For filth (I'm glad to say) is in the mind of the be-holder.
Fm Db
When correctly viewed, Everything is lewd.
F7 Bb7
(Spoken): I could tell you things about Peter Pan and the wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!
Eb6 Ebm Bb C7 Cm7
I thrill to any book like Fannie Hill. And I suppose I always will.
F7 Bb6 Bdim F7 Bb7
If it is swill, and really fil - thy.
Eb Bb7
Who needs a hobby, like tennis or philately?
Eb
I've got a hobby: re-reading Lady CHatterly.
G7 Cm F7
But now they're trying to take it all a-way from us unless we take a stand,
Bb7
and hand in hand we fight for freedom of the press, In other words,
Eb6 Ebm Bb C7 Cm7
Smut! Like the adventures of a slut. Oh I'm a market they can't glut.
F7 Bb Fm6 G7
I don't know what, compares with Smut. Hip Hip Hoo-ray!
C7 Ebm Bb F#7 G7 G37 A7 B7 Bb
(Spoken): Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!(Sung)Don't let them take it away. Please rate for accuracy!