Ironic chords by Avril Lavigne

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	ld man turned ninety-eight

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He won the lottery and died the next day

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It's a black fly in your chardonnay

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It's a death row pardon two minutes to late

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Isn't it ironic... don't you think

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Chorus: it's like rain on your wedding day

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It's a free ride when you've already paid

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It's the good advice that you just didn't take

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Who would have thought... it figures

mr. play-it-safe was afraid to fly
he packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
he waited his whole damn life just to take that flight
and as the plane crashed down he thouht "well isn't this nice..."
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And isn't it ironic... don't you think?

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Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

                    G#mi
When you think everything is okay and everything's going right

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And life has a funny way of helping you out when

                    G#mi
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face

B F# (B very short)
a traffic jam when you are already late
a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
it's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
it's like meeting the man of my dreams then meeting his beautiful wife
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And isn't it ironic... don't you think?

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A little too ironic... and yeah i really do think...

(chorus)
 B                    F#
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

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Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out -- helping you out