Too Long Johnny tab by Hugh Laurie

Tuning: eBg#D#G#E

But it's tuned at 450Hz, so the notes should be half between those and the following
(i.e: halfway between "e" and "f", halfway between "B" and "B#", between "g#" and "A", etc.)
That works for me at least.


Intro:

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------/12------------------------/12-/12-----------------------|
G|---2/3\2-0----0---/12--------0-2/3\2-0---0---/12-/12-----------------------|
D|------------2--------------------------2-----------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------/12------------------------/12-/12-----------------------|
G|-0-2/3\2-0----0---/12--------0-2/3\2-0---0---/12-/12-----------------------|
D|------------2--------------------------2-----------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------7---------------/7-/7---------------------|
G|-0-/7---7\5-0-5/7----0-/5---5\3-0-3--0-0-0-0----------/7------7-7\5\3-0--/7-/7---------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------/3--0-----------------------------0-3/5-0-/3-0------|
A|-----------------------------------------------/3--0-----------------------------0-3/5-0-/3-0------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Too long, Johnny                                           Too long, Johnny

e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------/12-/12-------------/12--------------------------------/12-/12----------------/12-/12-|
G|-----------------------/12-/12-------------/12--------------------------------/12-/12----------------/12-/12-|
D|-0-/5-----0-/5-0-/3-0-----------0-0-/3--0----------0-/5----0-/5-----/3-/3--0------------0-/5-0-/3-0----------|
A|-0-/5-----0-/5-0-/3-0-----------0-0-/3--0----------0-/5----0-/5-----/3-/3--0------------0-/5-0-/3-0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

        Make it shorter, Johnny

e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------/12-/12-----------------/12-/12--------------|
G|-0-/7-----0-/7-----0-/5--5--5\0---------------/12-/12-----------------/12-/12--------------|
D|-0-/7-----0-/7-----0-/5--5--5\0--0-/5-0-/3-0-------------0-/5-0-/3-0----------------0-3-0--|
A|---------------------------------0-/5-0-/3-0-------------0-/5-0-/3-0----------------0-3-0--|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

That's the perfect lenght now, Johnny

e|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------/12-/12----------/12-/12-------------------------------------/12-/12-------------/12-/12-|
G|-------------------/12-/12----------/12-/12-------------------------------------/12-/12-------------/12-/12-|
D|-0-/5----0-/3-3-0-----------/5-3-0--------------0-/5-----0-/5----5--/3-/3-0--------------/5-0-/3-0----------|
A|-0-/5----0-/3-3-0-----------/5-3-0--------------0-/5-----0-/5----5--/3-/3-0--------------/5-0-/3-0----------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Take a little of the width, Johnny

e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------/12-/12-----------------/12-/12--------------|
G|-0-/7-----0-/7-----0-/5--5--5\0---------------/12-/12-----------------/12-/12--------------|
D|-0-/7-----0-/7-----0-/5--5--5\0--0-/5-0-/3-0-------------0-/5-0-/3-0----------------0-3-0--|
A|---------------------------------0-/5-0-/3-0-------------0-/5-0-/3-0----------------0-3-0--|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Oh, now that's too much, Johnny

e|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------/12-/12----------/12-/12-------------------------------------/12-/12-------------/12-/12-|
G|-------------------/12-/12----------/12-/12-------------------------------------/12-/12-------------/12-/12-|
D|-0-/5----0-/3-3-0-----------/5-3-0--------------0-/5-----0-/5----5--/3-/3-0----------------0-/3-0-----------|
A|-0-/5----0-/3-3-0-----------/5-3-0--------------0-/5-----0-/5----5--/3-/3-0----------------0-/3-0-----------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Looks like you're going to have to throw it away, Johnny

e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------/12-/12-----------------/12-/12--------------------|
G|-0-/7-----0-/7-----0-/5--5--5\0---------------/12-/12-----------------/12-/12--------------------|
D|-0-/7-----0-/7-----0-/5--5--5\0--0-/5-0-/3-0-------------0-/5-0-/3-0----------------0-/5-0-/3-0--|
A|---------------------------------0-/5-0-/3-0-------------0-/5-0-/3-0----------------0-/5-0-/3-0--|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|


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| /   slide up
| \   slide down
| h   hammer-on
| p   pull-off
| ~   vibrato
| +   harmonic
| x   Mute note
| b   Bend
| pb  Pre-bend
| br  Bend release
| pbr Pre-bend release
| brb Bend release bend