The Baking Song chords by The Lancashire Hotpots

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I have joined a baking class
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This must be confidential
G                               D
There's me and twenty women
                Em              A
And they love by big utensil
G
I'm the only fella
D
But I stay in full control

The ladies flash their recipes
        A               D
And then I lick their bowls

D
Oh, I'm a master baker
G               D
Baking just for fun
G
The girl next door
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She likes her cakes
Em                      A
I'd love to give her one
G
My cakes are so much in demand
D
I wouldn't have to foist

The ladies shout and tell me
                A               D
That they love it when they're moist


D
The ladies have a sweeter tooth
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I know they would be willing
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We'd go into the kitchen
                Em              A
And they'd get to taste my filling
G
And as they stood in front of me
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They'd get a big surprise

I'd knock out something special
        A               D
They could even watch it rise


D
Oh, I'm a master baker
G               D
Baking just for fun
G
The girl next door
D
She likes her cakes
Em                      A
I'd love to give her one
G
My cakes are so much in demand
D
I wouldn't have to foist

The ladies shout and tell me
                A               D
That they love it when they're moist

D
One lady said my cakes could not
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Be better than her mums
G                               D
She prodded with my Battenberg
Em              A
And then she squeezed my buns
G
I had to use protection
D
An apron I did wear

I put my whisk into the bowl
        A                       D
The cream went everywhere!


D
Oh, I'm a master baker
G               D
Baking just for fun
G
The girl next door
D
She likes her cakes
Em                      A
I'd love to give her one
G
My cakes are so much in demand
D
I wouldn't have to foist

The ladies shout and tell me
                A               D
That they love it when they're moist

D
Oh, I'm a master baker
G               D
Baking just for fun
G
The girl next door
D
She likes her cakes
Em                      A
I'd love to give her one
G
My cakes are so much in demand
D
I wouldn't have to foist

The ladies shout and tell me
                A               D
That they love it when they're moist