Two Rings Shy chords by Miranda Lambert

• Capo on 4th

Capo on 4th.

Intro - G

G
I ain?t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown
G
Ain?t gonna paint this pretty face like you paint the town
        C
I ain?t wastin? good mascara just to watch it runnin? down
G                            D                   G
I ain?t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown



Em
I could spend an hour on my make-up and my hair
A

Shoes too tall, dress too small and lacy underwear
C
Go down to the bar, buy myself a drink
A                                C           D
Dangle there all perfect, like a puppet on a string




G
I ain?t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown
G
Ain?t gonna paint this pretty face like you paint the town
        C
I ain?t wastin? good mascara just to watch it runnin? down
G                            D                   G
I ain?t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown



Em
You got girls that sing and dance, I hear one's an acrobat
            A
You got ?em swinging from the chandelier, well, honey I don?t swing like that
     C
The main attraction?s leaving, let the sideshow pay the rent
A                                     C                    D
Take this diamond back, and you'll be two rings shy of the big top tent




G
I ain?t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown
G
Ain?t gonna paint this pretty face like you paint the town
        C
I ain?t wastin? good mascara just to watch it runnin? down
G                            D                   G
I ain?t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown




G
I ain?t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown
G
Tiptoe ?cross the tightrope, 'til you turn me upside down
        C
Cut the cable, pull the net just to let me hit the ground
G                            D                   G
I ain?t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown