Two Rings Shy Chords

Capo on 4th. Intro - G G I ain?t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown G Ain?t gonna paint this pretty face like you paint the town C I ain?t wastin? good mascara just to watch it runnin? down G D G I ain?t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown Em I could spend an hour on my make-up and my hair A Shoes too tall, dress too small and lacy underwear C Go down to the bar, buy myself a drink A C D Dangle there all perfect, like a puppet on a string

G I ain?t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown G Ain?t gonna paint this pretty face like you paint the town C I ain?t wastin? good mascara just to watch it runnin? down G D G I ain?t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown Em You got girls that sing and dance, I hear one's an acrobat A You got ?em swinging from the chandelier, well, honey I don?t swing like that C The main attraction?s leaving, let the sideshow pay the rent A C D Take this diamond back, and you'll be two rings shy of the big top tent G I ain?t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown G Ain?t gonna paint this pretty face like you paint the town C I ain?t wastin? good mascara just to watch it runnin? down G D G I ain?t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown G I ain?t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown G Tiptoe ?cross the tightrope, 'til you turn me upside down C Cut the cable, pull the net just to let me hit the ground G D G I ain?t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown