A Lonely Wank In A Travelodge chords by Kunt And The Gang

• Difficulty: Beginner 👶

Intro:

G D F# G
G D F# G
D C B
G D F# G

Verse:
G
People think it's a glamorous life
D                  G
Touring with your songs
But after the gig everyone goes home
         D                  G
And the nights can seem so long

The pretty girls have all got boyfriends
         D               G
And they all go home to have it off
And I'm left alone in a chain hotel
D                       G
Trying to imagine them having it off

          D
And it's then there's no way I can dodge

Chorus:
                   G          D
A lonely wank in a Travelodge
                   G          D
A lonely wank in a Travelodge
                   G          D
A lonely wank in a Travelodge
                   G          D
A lonely wank in a Travelodge

G D F# G
G D F# G
D C B
G D F# G

Bridge:
G
I start to think of all the lonely salesmеn
    D                  G
Who wanked here bеfore me
They didn't wanna pay ten quid for WiFi
        D               G
So they just used their 3G
When I've finished I'll fill up
The tiny little kettle
         D             G
And I'll make a cup of tea
The batteries are held in
With electrical tape
        D             G
On the remote for the TV

Verse:
G
Sometimes I do it in front of the mirror
        D                              G
Just to feel like there's someone else there
But all I see is my crying self
        D                 G
Wanking back at me in despair

The pretty girls have all gone home
     D                G
With all the handsome boys
I just spent two quid in the vending machine
     D              G
On a bag of steak McCoys

D
And now some jizz from my nuts I'll dislodge
Via the medium of

Chorus:
                   G          D
A lonely wank in a Travelodge
                   G          D
A lonely wank in a Travelodge
                   G          D
A lonely wank in a Travelodge
                   G          D
A lonely wank in a Travelodge

G D F# G