Dum Surfer chords by King Krule

Verse 1]
Bm       G        D
Dumb surfer is giving me his cash
Won a bet for fifty and now I need a slash
D
Man this band that's playing, is playing f**king trash
Bm                Em
Skunk and onion gravy, as my brain's potato mash
Bm          Em
He came across the back of a bureaucratic stash
Bm              G
Shot the lot for credit and never got it back
D                G
He's mashed, I'm mashed, we're mashed
N.C.
That cat got slashed in half like that
Bm
As venus completes orbit, I’m feeling slightly mashed
D                 G
The stir fry didn’t absorb it, I need another slash
D               Gm
She spoke in English, it was low lit where we sat
Bm        G
Remembering her face but that’s the end of that
Bm        Em
I’m a step from madness as I puke on pavement slabs
D                G
Got a bit embarrassed, need to get back to the lab
D                Gm
In the depths of traffic, I was feeling like we crashed
Bm
With a girl from Slovak in a European cab
Bm                  Em
From a set of habits, I can see momentums mashed
D              G
If we were commuting, this train would f**king crash
D

Now my brain's diluting with blame and guilt and hash
Bm            G     Em
Getting lashed, getting lashed by all of the gods
Bm G     D     Bm   G  D
By all of the gods, by all of the gods

Verse 2:
D
As my brain's diluting, I suffer from whiplash
          Gm                D
This girl's now screaming, I think we've gone and crashed
   F#m
The driver’s speaking and the car is still intact
Bm
It was only minor, well that's the end of that
G   Em        D
Girl, that’s the end of that as I know
D       Bm
Girl, some things you don’t know

Outro:
Bm      D
Dumb surfer, don't suffer
D       Bm
Dumb surfer, don't suffer
Bm      D
Dumb surfer, don't suffer
D       Bm
Dumb surfer, don't suffer
Bm     G     D
Ay, some things won’t change for a while
Keep me, keep me as the villain
G     Bm
But my prayer, you don't own