Dum Surfer chords by King Krule

Verse 1]
Bm             G               D
Dumb surfer is giving me his cash
Won a bet for fifty and now I need a slash
D
Man this band that's playing, is playing f**king trash
Bm                               Em
Skunk and onion gravy, as my brain's potato mash
Bm                    Em
He came across the back of a bureaucratic stash
Bm                           G
Shot the lot for credit and never got it back
D                               G
He's mashed, I'm mashed, we're mashed
N.C.
That cat got slashed in half like that
Bm
As venus completes orbit, I’m feeling slightly mashed
D                                 G
The stir fry didn’t absorb it, I need another slash
D                             Gm
She spoke in English, it was low lit where we sat
Bm                G
Remembering her face but that’s the end of that
Bm               Em
I’m a step from madness as I puke on pavement slabs
D                               G
Got a bit embarrassed, need to get back to the lab
D                                Gm
In the depths of traffic, I was feeling like we crashed
Bm
With a girl from Slovak in a European cab
Bm                                   Em
From a set of habits, I can see momentums mashed
D                           G
If we were commuting, this train would f**king crash
D

Now my brain's diluting with blame and guilt and hash
Bm                       G         Em
Getting lashed, getting lashed by all of the gods
Bm  G         D         Bm     G    D
By all of the gods, by all of the gods

Verse 2:
D
As my brain's diluting, I suffer from whiplash
                   Gm                                D
This girl's now screaming, I think we've gone and crashed
      F#m
The driver’s speaking and the car is still intact
Bm
It was only minor, well that's the end of that
G      Em                D
Girl, that’s the end of that as I know
D             Bm
Girl, some things you don’t know

Outro:
Bm            D
Dumb surfer, don't suffer
D             Bm
Dumb surfer, don't suffer
Bm            D
Dumb surfer, don't suffer
D             Bm
Dumb surfer, don't suffer
Bm          G          D
Ay, some things won’t change for a while
Keep me, keep me as the villain
G         Bm
But my prayer, you don't own