Jack Sparrow Testifies chords by The Kiffness

• Capo on 3rd
• Difficulty: Beginner 👶

Key: Am

🎸 Verse 1:

   Am
There once was a girl who made a turd
         Dm               Am
on the bed & her name was Amber Heard
     Am
She made stuff up, to bring Johnny down
   E                 Am
So off to court they go (huh!)



🎸 Chorus:

F            C
Soon may the verdict come
     Dm                Am
That Amber’s lying out her bum
F             C
We’ll drink a pint of rum
     E                Am
When Johnny’s free to go

🎸 Verse 2:

    Am
It wasn’t enough to soil the bed
    Dm                   Am
she cut off his finger & bashed his head
       Am
on the door and yet she still said
    E                     Am
she could never hurt him, so (huh!)

🎸 Chorus:

F            C
Soon may the verdict come
     Dm                Am
That Amber’s lying out her bum
F             C
We’ll drink a pint of rum
     E                Am
When Johnny’s free to go

🎸 Verse 3:

   Am
Ob-jection heresay all day long
Dm             Am
Ambers lawyers can find no wrong
       Am
Johnny hits the drink & bong
      E             Am
But did he hit her? No (huh!)

🎸 Chorus:

F            C
Soon may the verdict come
     Dm                Am
That Amber’s lying out her bum
F             C
We’ll drink a pint of rum
     E                Am
When Johnny’s free to go

🎸 Verse 4:

   Am
Amber in a desperate plea
     Dm                Am
The Captain's mind was not of greed
    Am
But he belonged to the whaleman's creed;
     E                Am
She took the ship in tow (huh!)

🎸 Chorus:

F       C
Lie lie la-lie lie lie
Dm                Am
Lie lie la-lie lie lie
F             C
Lie lie la-lie lie lie
E          Am
Lie lie la-lie lie lie

🎸 Verse 5:

    Am
The moral of this weird story
   Dm                Am
is don’t marry a celebrity
     Am
I think that we can all agree
       E           Am
it’s a literal sh*tshow

🎸 Chorus:

  F                 C
I know it might not make sense
       Dm             Am
But it shows domestic violence
   F            C
is not an exclu-sive offence
  E               Am
committed just by guys, so

🎸 Verse 6:

   Am
So who did lose and who did win?
    Dm                      Am
The jury’s verdict has come in.
      Am
To no surprise it has always been
    Dm             Am
The lawyers makin’ dough

🎸 Chorus:

F               C
So now that the verdict’s come
  Dm                Am
I think we all knew from day one
      F    C
that Amber lied out'er bum
    E                Am
but Johnny’s free to go

    E                Am
but Johnny’s free to go