Chords with lyrics
- Submitter:
Ayreon77 - Tuning: Standard tuning
- Difficulty: Beginner
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Artist - Kevin bloody Wilson
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Song - I`ve had an absolute cunt of a day
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Tabbed By - Ayreon77
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Tuning = Standard
CHORUS
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E MajorE
I`ve had an absolute cunt of a day
A augmentedA E MajorE
Everything that could go, did go wrong
A augmentedA E MajorE
so if i`m allowed to use the word cunt in a song
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day
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VERSE 1
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E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE
Started as a fart in bed well it started as a fart but I shit myself instead
A augmentedA E MajorE
And the fucking misses going off her fucking head
E MajorE A augmentedA
I`ve had an absolute cunt of a day
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE
and running to the dunny like a bastard trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse
A augmentedA E MajorE
skidding past the kids and them little cunts laughing
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day
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CHORUS
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E MajorE
I`ve had an absolute cunt of a day
A augmentedA E MajorE
Everything that could go, did go wrong
A augmentedA E MajorE
so if i`m allowed to use the word cunt in a song
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day
C majorC 
FF
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VERSE 2
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FF C majorC FF
No hot water had to take a cold shower
Bb majorBb C majorC FF
scrubbing shit from every orifice took a fucking hour
Bb majorBb FF
then fuck fuck fuck no fucking towels
G+G C majorC
had an absolute cunt of a day
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VERSE 3
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C majorC FF
pulling on me jeans and tripped
Bb majorBb FF
busted me nose and split me fucking lip
C majorC FF
got me cock caught in me fucking zip
FF C majorC FF
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day
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CHORUS
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FF
I`ve had an absolute cunt of a day
Bb majorBb FF
Everything that could go, did go wrong
Bb majorBb FF
so if i`m allowed to use the word cunt in a song
FF C majorC FF
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day
G+G
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VERSE 4
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G+G 
D MajorD G+G
then driving me self to the docs
C majorC G+G
packet of tissues wrapped around me cock
C majorC G+G
not a good time to get stopped by the cops
A augmentedA D MajorD
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day
G+G D MajorD G+G
the bastards didn`t even let me explain
C majorC G+G C majorC G+G
just cuffed me up and pulled me off to jail no fucking phone call, no fucking bail!
G+G D MajorD G+G
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day
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CHORUS
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G+G
I`ve had an absolute cunt of a day
C majorC G+G
Everything that could go, did go wrong
C majorC G+G
so if i`m allowed to use the word cunt in a song
G+G D MajorD G+G
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day
E MajorE
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VERSE 5
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A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
so your honor that`s how it is that`s exactly how it started and how it ended all up here,
D MajorD A augmentedA
and you bastards laugh and ain`t making it too easy
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day
A augmentedA
and i`m in too much fucking pain to plead
D MajorD A augmentedA
and i don`t give a fuck if you don`t believe me
D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD
just take me out the back and fucking shoot me please!
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CHORUS
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E MajorE D MajorD A augmentedA
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day
A augmentedA
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day
D MajorD A augmentedA
everything that could go did go wrong,
D MajorD A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD A augmentedA
so if i`m allowed to use the word cunt in a song iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day
A augmentedA E MajorE A augmentedA
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a, just another one of them, iv`e had an absolute cunt of a days
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