Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day chords by Kevin Bloody Wilson

• Tuning: Standard tuning
• Difficulty: Beginner

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                                Artist - Kevin bloody Wilson
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                          Song - I`ve had an absolute cunt of a day
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                                    Tabbed By - Ayreon77
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Tuning = Standard



CHORUS
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            E
I`ve had an absolute cunt of a day
A                         E
Everything that could go, did go wrong
      A                           E
so if i`m allowed to use the word cunt in a song
            E        A         E
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day

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VERSE 1
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E                                A                       E
Started as a fart in bed well it started as a fart but I shit myself instead
        A                            E
And the fucking misses going off her fucking head
            E                  A
I`ve had an absolute cunt of a day
    E                                   A                            E
and running to the dunny like a bastard trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse
A                                      E
skidding past the kids and them little cunts laughing
            E        A         E
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day


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CHORUS
*******
            E
I`ve had an absolute cunt of a day
A                         E
Everything that could go, did go wrong
      A                           E
so if i`m allowed to use the word cunt in a song
            E        A         E
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day


C F


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VERSE 2
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       F            C           F
No hot water had to take a cold shower
          Bb                      C              F
scrubbing shit from every orifice took a fucking hour
     Bb                F
then fuck fuck fuck no fucking towels
       G                  C
had an absolute cunt of a day


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VERSE 3
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C                       F
pulling on me jeans and tripped
Bb                 F
busted me nose and split me fucking lip
C                        F
got me cock caught in me fucking zip
            F        C         F
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day


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CHORUS
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            F
I`ve had an absolute cunt of a day
Bb                        F
Everything that could go, did go wrong
      Bb                          F
so if i`m allowed to use the word cunt in a song
           F        C         F
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day


G


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VERSE 4
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     G          D           G
then driving me self to the docs
C                         G
packet of tissues wrapped around me cock
C                      G
not a good time to get stopped by the cops
            A                  D
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day
    G                   D         G
the bastards didn`t even let me explain
     C                          G              C                      G
just cuffed me up and pulled me off to jail no fucking phone call, no fucking bail!
            G        D         G
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day


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CHORUS
*******
            G
I`ve had an absolute cunt of a day
C                         G
Everything that could go, did go wrong
      C                           G
so if i`m allowed to use the word cunt in a song
            G        D         G
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day


E


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VERSE 5
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        A                             D                                 A
so your honor that`s how it is that`s exactly how it started and how it ended all up here,
        D                        A
and you bastards laugh and ain`t making it too easy
            D        E         A
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day
           A
and i`m in too much fucking pain to plead
      D                        A
and i don`t give a fuck if you don`t believe me
     D                                A            D
just take me out the back and fucking shoot me please!


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CHORUS
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           E        D         A
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day
            A
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day
D                        A
everything that could go did go wrong,
          D                       A                         E        D         A
so if i`m allowed to use the word cunt in a song iv`e had an absolute cunt of a day
            A                   E                                                       A
iv`e had an absolute cunt of a, just another one of them, iv`e had an absolute cunt of a days



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