Paris Hilton Closet Ukulele chords by Kesha

Key: C

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
Am -  x02210
E/G# - 476xxx
F -  133211
C -  x32010
G -  320003
Dm -  xx0231


Verse 1:
  Am
My best friend Sarah went

  E/G#
To europe for the summer

  C
My brother got kicked

out of school
      Am
Aw bummer Julian got laid in

   E/G#
The back seat of a hummer

 C       G
 And got arrested

     C
Like Mel Gibson



Refrain 1:
  F
I read

    Am
In the trades

     F
That the NYSNC

boy is No way


Chorus 1:
   C        G
But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet

 Am
I got drunk and totally lost it

 C
When I woke up

   G
The first thing that

I thought of was
 F
Oh My Kesha

Those hot Jimmy choos
Hey Paris did I lose
it on that pair too?


Verse 2:
  Am        E/G#
Celebutons work in

the glamarazzi
 C
Should've told my story

to the tabloids
Took the money
 Am          E/G#
Takes alot to get kicked

       C
Out of these parties

      G
And almost get arrested

 C
 Like Mel Gibson



Refrain 2:
  F
I don't

  Am
Recall at all

    F
That I got like

Fifty phone calls
Omg is that true


(Repeat Chrous 1)


Bridge:
 Dm                 F
 Of all the stupid things I've done

             C
I'm the proudest of this bra

But this ones the best


Chorus 2:
   C        G
But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet

 Am
I got drunk and totally lost it

 C
When I woke up

   G
The first thing that

I thought of was
 F
Oh My Kesha

Those hot Jimmy choos
And those Manolos and
Pradas and chloes
And you sparkly dresses


Chorus 3:
   C     G     Am
Hey Paris I saw the saaaame

stuff at target
   C    G
Hey Paris, whatcha gonna do?

        Am
Whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do?
      C     G
I totally lost it, la la la la

 F
 You're not fooling

me anymore
I saw the tag
I saw the tag
Paris Hiltons Closet


Chorus 4:
 C        G
I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet

 Am
I got drunk and totally lost it

 C        G
I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet

 Am
I got drunk and totally lost it

Tra la la
Tra la la la la