Dogs Are Gross Ukulele chords by Julie J

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Chorus:
D     C    G      D        C    G
Dogs are Gross, Dogs are super Gross
     G                           C
Whoever thought to make these weirdos our pets
          D       C      G
Because dogs are super gross


Verse 1:
C                    F
Hanging out in the yard with my pup
     G                   C
I’m reading a book, then I look up
      Am                Dm
She suddenly begins to roll around
       E7             Am
In a pile of rabbit feces
      F        G
Then saunters over
            F  G         C
And says Mommy pet me please

Chorus:
D     C     G     D         C   G
Dogs are Gross, Dogs are super Gross
     G                           C
Whoever thought to make these weirdos our pets
           D      C     G
Because dogs are super gross


Verse 2:
      C                    F
Our house looks like it’s made of fur
        G                     C
She’ll eat anything that we drop on the floor
            Am              Dm
Sticks her nose into your private parts
   E7                Am
Unleashes righteous smelly farts
     F                         G
Whenever it rains she wears a special perfume
     F          G                  C
Maintains eye contact while she’s taking a poo


Chorus:
D     C     G    D        C     G
Dogs are Gross, Dogs are super Gross
    G                           C
Whoever thought to make these weirdos our pets
         D       C     G
Because dogs are super gross


Verse 3:
      C                         F
She drools in my lap while I’m trying to eat
G       C
Water from the toilet bowl’s considered a treat
    Am                       Dm
Her pee is so toxic that it kills my grass
 E7                    Am
Why is she constantly licking her… butt?
 F                          G
Eats used tissues from the garbage bin
       F      G               C
Barfs up her dinner and then eats it again


Chorus:
D     C     G     D        C    G
Dogs are Gross, Dogs are super Gross
    G                          C
Whoever thought to make these weirdos our pets
         D        C     G
Because dogs are super gross


Outro:
     D    C   G      D     C         G
Oh, dogs are Gross, Dogs are super Gross
     G                          C
Whoever thought to make these weirdos our pets
         D        C     G
Because dogs are super gross, oh
C        D     G
dogs are super gross