These Are The Things That I Drop On The Floor Ukulele chords by Josh Silverman

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Sung to the tune of My Favorite Things

Note: F#maj7b5
That looks hairy, but on ukulele it's just this, which barres nicely into the B:

F#maj7b5 - 2423

Note: E6 ("Spoonfuls of yoghurt...")
Coming out of the Emaj7 on ukulele, this is really sweet:

Emaj7 - 1302
E6    - 1102

Note: A6 Adim ("When the food's gone")
On ukulele I'm playing these two chords, and I'm not sure what best to call them:

A6    - 2420
Admin - 2320

♫ Intro:

Em

♫ Verse 1:

    Em
Nutritional yeast on a ripe avocado
Cmaj7
Slivers of steak that I throw with bravado
Am         D7              G          C
Apples and fish sticks and carrots galore
Gmaj7         Cmaj7         F#maj7b5    B
These are the things that I drop on the floor

Emaj7 E6 Emaj7 E6

Emaj7       E6           Emaj7       E6
Spoonfuls of yoghurt with blueberries in it
A
Handfuls of chicken I don’t want to finish
Am           D7           G           C
Eating these chickpeas is just such a chore
Gmaj7         Cmaj7         F#maj7b5    Adim
These are the things that I drop on the floor

♫ Chorus:
Em7                    A6        Adim
 When my plate’s clean, when the food’s gone,
Em7                 Cmaj7
 When you think I’m through
                          A7
I just look at all of the food in my bib,
    G         C     Am Bm7
And then I commence    round
Gmaj7 Cmaj7 Gmaj7 Cmaj7 Gmaj7 Cmaj7 F#maj7b5 B
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Em

♫ Verse 2:
Em
Leftover noodles you warmed in the oven
Cmaj7
Sticky with sauce that I’m totally lovin’
Am          D7            G         C
Beans on my face might be hard to ignore
Gmaj7         Cmaj7         F#maj7b5    B
These are the things that I drop on the floor

Emaj7 E6 Emaj7 E6

Emaj7        E6             Emaj7          E6
Feed me some peas with that spoon that you got me
A
Watch in suspense as I gag on some broccoli
  Am           D7         G            C
I toss all the Bamba; you give me some more
Gmaj7         Cmaj7         F#maj7b5    Adim
These are the things that I drop on the floor

♫ Chorus:
Em7                A6       Adim
 When you stand up, take my bib off,
Em7                Cmaj7
When you sign "all done"
                       A7
I look at the food decorating my chair
    G          C    Am Bm7
And I’m pretty sure    I
Gmaj7 Cmaj7 Gmaj7 Cmaj7 Gmaj7 Cmaj7 G
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