Sunday Paper chords by Jonalee White

Intro:
C  G  D  Em  Em  Em


Verse 1:
    G                Em               C
I'm tired of hearing your voice on my answering machine
   G                     Em             C                D
it seems like you've forgotten all the things you did to me
    G                  Em               C
Well you get drunk and lonely and start sayin I love you
Em               G              C                   D
Your the one who walked away so here's what you can do


Chorus:
    C                 G              D                 Em
Put it in the sunday paper write on a billboard on the street
             C       G          D/A
Sell it on a sixty second infomercial on tv
                C            G
Tell it to your dog when you walkin
               D                    Em
Tell it to the clerk at the grocery store
           C      G                 D                Em    D
Put in the sunday paper I don't want hear it anymore

Verse 2:
     G                 Em
Well you said that you needed space
          C
So why do you keep crowding me
G              Em
why you drivin by my house
    C                    D
you know this ain't your street
G                     Em
Well I got the phone number
             C
If you wanna place an ad or two
             Em           G
Well the got friendly operators
      C             D
who'd gladly assist you


Chorus:
                  C      G              D                 Em
So put it in the sunday paper write on a billboard on the street
             C       G          D/A
Sell it on a sixty second infomercial on tv
                C            G
Tell it to your dog when you walkin
               D                    Em
Tell it to the clerk at the grocery store
           C      G                  D                G
Put in the sunday paper I don't want hear it anymore


Bridge:
Am
Well you go so much time on your hands
     C
then give it to charity
Am              Am
Go into therapy get yourself a hobby
Am               Am
put in a melody, sing at the opry
D                    G
Just stop bugging me
              C      G
Put it in the sky in writin'
             D                   G
or on a scoreboard at a football game
                C                G
write it with a sharpie on your  forehead
     D
then walk around for days
               C       G
Tell it to you nosey neighbor
               D                Em
and it mail it up to your front door
              C      G
Put it in the sunday paper
              D
I don't wanna hear it anymore


Chorus:
                  C      G              D                 G
So put it in the sunday paper write on a billboard on the street
             C       G          D
Sell it on a sixty second infomercial on tv
                C            G
Tell it to your dog when you walkin
               D                    Em
Tell it to the clerk at the grocery store
           C      G                  D          Em
Put in the sunday paper I don't want hear it anymore
           C      G                  D           Em   Bm   Em
Put in the sunday paper I don't want hear it anymore