The Ship Is Fine chords by The Jolly Rogers
Guitar chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Before every chorus play this: E--3------ A-----0--2 D--------- G--------- B--------- E--------- Also where there is a Ddim7 just play anything that sounds broken. Have fun ;) Intro: C G C G C
Chorus:
C
There's not a thing wrong with this ship
G
In fact, she is just fine
G
But there would be some changes
C
If if this vessel it were mine
C A7
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
C G C G C
Just some subtle tweaks to improve the atmosphere!
Verse 1:
C
I would have a great big deck
G
Plated in solid gold!
G
'Cause being teased about my little deck
C
Is really gettin' old! (happens a lot)
C
I'd sail from south tortuga
A7
All the way up to Quebec
Dm G
And in each port I'd shout: Hey, sailor!
C G C
Wanna ride my great big deck?
(It's enormous! - it's okay, it's okay)
Chorus:
C
There's not a thing wrong with this ship
G
In fact, she is just fine
G
But there would be some changes
C
If if this vessel it were mine
C A7
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
C G C G C
Just some subtle tweaks to improve the atmosphere!
Verse 2:
Let's see, uh
C
I'd get rid of all the water
G
From down in the ballast hole (but we'll tip over!)
G
And replace it with some good dark rum
C
Where it can stay nice and cold!
C
Every man aboard the ship can drink
A7
Until he's had his fill
Dm G
And the only rude we'd enforce
C G C
Is that noone's allowed to spill!
(How about that? Take that, you'd have to replace it later)
Chorus:
C
There's not a thing wrong with this ship
G
In fact, she is just fine
G
But there would be some changes
C
If if this vessel it were mine
C A7
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
C G C G C
Just some subtle tweaks to improve the atmosphere!
Verse 3:
C
I'd strip her down just to a rudder
G
A mast and a wheel (minimalism!)
G
I'd make her long and hard - and hollow
C
And cover her in steel! (urr!)
C
She'd be a giant floating cannon
A7
No need for cabins and walls! (we-we need them)
Dm G
And everyone would shiver
C G C
When they saw the size of my balls!
(I'm shivering already, you've seen them? They're huge!)
Chorus:
C
There's not a thing wrong with this ship
G
In fact, she is just fine
G
But there would be some changes
C
If if this vessel it were mine
C A7
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
C G C G C
Just some subtle tweaks to improve the atmosphere!
Verse 4:
C
I'd replace the bunks and hammocks
G
With big four-poster beds (ooh, okay!)
G
And I'd get rid of most the crew like you, lot
C
And hire trollops on instead
C
She'd be a floating brothel
A7
And I'd be her captain bow
Dm G
I'd have more fun than any pirate
C G C
And I'd make a lot more gold (arrogant jerk)
Chorus:
C
There's not a thing wrong with this ship
G
In fact, she is just fine
G
But there would be some changes
C
If if this vessel it were mine
C A7
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
C G C G C
Just some subtle tweaks to improve the atmosphere!
Verse 5:
C
I'd get rid of all the sails
G
And find something better than the wind (what?)
C G
Perhaps some sort of intermittent combustion engine
G
With reciprocating pistons
A7
And a fuel source based on heat!
Ddim7
We could - hey! - woah, woah, woah!
N.C.
Well, forget it you mooks
N.C
Let's go with devin's brothel plan
N.C
Wouldn't that be sweet? (Yeaah!)
Outro:
C
There's not a thing wrong with this ship
G
In fact, she is just fine
G
But there would be some changes
C
If if this vessel it were mine
C A7
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
C G C G C
Just some subtle tweaks to improve the atmosphere!
C A7
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
C G C G C
Just some subtle tweaks to improve the atmosphere! Last updated:
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