N.C. Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves, Britons never never never shall be slaves! E Verse 1: E A Off the coast of Argentina are islands in the deep, B E With 1800 people and a half a million sheep. E A The day they were invaded everybody learned the name, B E A barren little colony had got a bit of fame.
Chorus: E We stocked our ships full of British beer and bullets, B E We mobilised the Navy and we called up the Marines. E We sailed two weeks 'til we reached the Falkland Islands, B E So we could teach a lesson to those bloody Argentines. Verse 2: E A Maggie Thatcher was awakened in the middle of the night, B E She heard the Argentinians were spoiling for a fight. E A She summoned up her cabinet and met with the MPs, B E And sent the pride of Britain to those stormy southern seas. Chorus: E We stocked our ships full of British beer and bullets, B E We mobilised the Navy and we called up the Marines. E We sailed two weeks 'til we reached the Falkland Islands, B E So we could teach a lesson to those bloody Argentines. Verse 3: E A Well, in came the Yanks, who had to have a say, B E So they sent Al Haig down Buenos Aires way. E A He shuffled to and fro, always managing a smile, B E The Argies still refused to leave that errant British isle. Chorus: E So we stocked our ships full of British beer and bullets, B E We mobilised the Navy and we called up the Marines. E We sailed two weeks 'til we reached the Falkland Islands, B E So we could teach a lesson to those bloody Argentines. Verse 4: E A Well, the whole world watched as the British fleet drew near, B E And the battle for the Falklands was finally here. E A We sank their ships, brought down their aeroplanes, B E And taught those cheeky Argies not to mess with us again. Chorus: E We stocked our ships full of British beer and bullets, B E We mobilised the Navy and we called up the Marines. E We sailed two weeks 'til we reached the Falkland Islands, B E So we could teach a lesson to those bloody Argentines. Verse 5: E A All the local girls were waiting when Prince Andy disembarked, B E He had a reputation and he liked to have a lark. E A They covered him with kisses, they walked him in the grass, B N.C. He said he never saw a better piece of British land! Chorus: E So we stocked our ships full of British beer and bullets, B E We mobilised the Navy and we called up the Marines. E We sailed two weeks 'til we reached the Falkland Islands, B E So we could teach a lesson to those bloody Argentines. E We stocked our ships full of British beer and bullets, B E We mobilised the Navy and we called up the Marines. E We sailed two weeks 'til we reached the South Atlantic, B E So we could teach a lesson to those bloody Argentines. Outro: N.C. Go on, clear out of it! Go on back to the Pampas! Go on, clear out! No, you can't play bloody football, either!
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