United Health chords by Jesse Welles

• Capo on 3rd
• Difficulty: Beginner 👶

Key: Eb

Verse 1:
N.C.
There's an
C                          F           C
Office in a building and a person in a chair
        F           C               G
And you paid for it all, though you may be unaware
    C                       F            C
You paid for the paper, you paid for the phone
             F               C         G                  C
You paid for everything they need to deny you what you're owed


Chorus:
                F
There ain't no "You" in UnitedHealth
                D7
There ain't no "Me" in the company
                C          G       A
There ain't no "Us" in the private trust
               D7          G   C
There's hardly humans in humanity

Verse 2:
            C                                    F              C
Now, the procedure that you're needing ain't the cost effective route
         F              C             G
And only two-percent of people end up winning a dispute
    C                        F       C
So, if you get sick, pray to God for help
            F              C       G        C
'Cause your doctor's gotta pray to   United Health


Verse 3:
N.C
Way back in
C                         F          C
Seventy-and-seven, Mister Richard T. Burke
        F        C            G
Started buying HMO's, putting federal grants to work
     C                       F      C
Made fifty-billion buckaroos   last year
           F         C                G        C
The Warren Buffet of Health, the Jeff Bezos of fear


Bridge:
       F                    C
Now, CEO's come and go, and one just went
      C   N.C.                    G  N.C.
The ingredients you got, bake the cake you get
     C                           F           C
But, if you get sick, cross your fingers for luck
           F          C           G        C
'Cause old Richard T. Burke ain't giving a fuck

  F                      C
Commoditized health, monopolized fraud
            C N.C.                  G  N.C.
"Here's the doctors we own, and the research we bought"
             C                 F          C
They own the pharmacies, and a lot of the meds
            F            C                 G              C
They should start buying graves to sell us when we're all dead


Chorus:
                F
There ain't no "You" in UnitedHealth
                D7
There ain't no "Me" in the company
                C          G       A
There ain't no "Us" in the private trust
               D7          G   C
There's hardly humans in humanity


Outro:
               D7          G   C
There's hardly humans in humanity