Fat chords by Jesse Welles

• Capo on 2nd
• Difficulty: Beginner

Refrain:
        A#          D7
Well it's your own damn fault you're so damn fat
      Gm              D#
It's just like when your grandpappy's lungs turned black
     A#
That was his fault too
      F
The doctor told him what to do
      D#
He smoked Camels
              A#
Guess he bought the wrong pack


Verse:
         F
It ain't like an evil team of scientists
     F7
Through rigorous testing
     D#          A#
Created the most abominable snacks
     C7
Grindin' critters and chemicals up in a factory
     F              F7
Now your hand is stuck inside of the sack

Refrain:
        A#          D7
Well it's your own damn fault you're so damn fat
   Gm               D#
Coca-Cola just walked in with the results
      A#             F
They did a self investigation like a Florida sheriff station
    D#              A#
So you know they won't be found at fault


Verse:
  D7
Diabetes
     Gm
Help us, Jesus
      D#        F
If you're fit, willin', and ablе
    A#                 F
For a smooth ten grand they'll put your guts in a band
        D#              A#  C7/F
And that's all fine if you don't diе on the table

 D7
Sucrose monosaccharides
 Gm
Diastatic malt
   D#
High-fructose corn syrup
      F        F7
It's your own fuckin' fault


Refrain:
      A#          D7
It's your own damn fault you're so damn fat
 Gm       D#
Shame, shame, shame
     A#             F
All the food on the shelf was engineered for your health
      D#           A#
So you're gonna have to take the blame


Instrumental Break:
A#  D7  Gm  D#
A#  F  D#  A#


Refrain:
        A#    C7/F     D7
Well it's your own damn fault you're so damn fat
      Gm              D#
It's just like when your grandpappy's lungs turned black
     A#
That was his fault too
      F
The doctor told him what to do
      D#
He smoked Camels

Guess he bought the wrong pack

  F   A#
D -------0-
A -------1-
F -------0-
C -------2-
G ---0-2-3-
D -3-----x-