Fat chords by Jesse Welles

• Capo on 2nd
• Difficulty: Beginner 👶

Refrain:
                A#                    D7
Well it's your own damn fault you're so damn fat
           Gm                           D#
It's just like when your grandpappy's lungs turned black
          A#
That was his fault too
            F
The doctor told him what to do
           D#
He smoked Camels
                           A#
Guess he bought the wrong pack


Verse:
                 F
It ain't like an evil team of scientists
         F7
Through rigorous testing
         D#                   A#
Created the most abominable snacks
          C7
Grindin' critters and chemicals up in a factory
          F                            F7
Now your hand is stuck inside of the sack

Refrain:
                A#                    D7
Well it's your own damn fault you're so damn fat
      Gm                              D#
Coca-Cola just walked in with the results
            A#                         F
They did a self investigation like a Florida sheriff station
        D#                           A#
So you know they won't be found at fault


Verse:
    D7
Diabetes
          Gm
Help us, Jesus
           D#                F
If you're fit, willin', and ablе
       A#                                 F
For a smooth ten grand they'll put your guts in a band
                D#                            A#    C7/F
And that's all fine if you don't diе on the table

 D7
Sucrose monosaccharides
 Gm
Diastatic malt
      D#
High-fructose corn syrup
           F               F7
It's your own fuckin' fault


Refrain:
           A#                    D7
It's your own damn fault you're so damn fat
 Gm             D#
Shame, shame, shame
         A#                         F
All the food on the shelf was engineered for your health
           D#                      A#
So you're gonna have to take the blame


Instrumental Break:
A#   D7    Gm    D#
A#   F    D#   A#


Refrain:
                A#       C7/F          D7
Well it's your own damn fault you're so damn fat
           Gm                           D#
It's just like when your grandpappy's lungs turned black
          A#
That was his fault too
            F
The doctor told him what to do
           D#
He smoked Camels

Guess he bought the wrong pack

   F      A#
D  -------0-
A  -------1-
F  -------0-
C  -------2-
G  ---0-2-3-
D  -3-----x-