Key: C Verse 1: A7 I didn't know the world was ending A7 I didn't know God's wrath was next A7 I never seen that many trolls down a rabbit hole A7 Until I went and logged into X D7 I as the man what to do with my fingers D7 And the man didn't disappoint A7 He said I'll tell you a story A7 Look at that Minority and point point point G D7 If peace ain't turning a profit and love ain't making a buck A7 It takes two to tango A7 C G If they need a bad guy the man's going to make one up
Harmonica Solo: A7 C G A7 Verse 2: A7 Man tamed down the horse, in that he saw no error A7 So he did the chickens and pigs and the cows A7 And then he domesticated terror D7 And the snowball kept 'a rolling D7 And we can't seem to get it to stop A7 They're trying law and order insecuring the border A7 But our own field grows the crop G If I ever want to see that flag up high D7 I'm gonna have to cut the pole in half A7 Cause most of our lives, most of the time C G It's been flying down at half mast Harmonica Solo: A7 C G A7 Verse 3: A7 Whoa hotels casinos and spaceships A7 Teslas and tunnels are fine A7 Folks getting too close to that big White House A7 And they lose their goddamn mind Harmonica Solo: D7 A7 Verse 4: A7 Then the Navy seal came to me A7 He said boy I'm gonna tell you the news A7 I said aren't you CIA A7 He said I used to, I used to but I still do too D7 Then we chewed our creatine gummies D7 And I wondered if he was lying A7 I said what do you know about Vegas A7 He said what do you know about dying G He said it's gonna be a bloody '25 D7 He said there's gonna be some loss of life A7 He gave me a one time code for 10% C G Off Blue Chews and collagen peptides Harmonica Solo: A7 C G A7 Verse 5: A7 Then a man in a big white hat came A7 He said buddy I'm gonna fix it A7 You're gonna sleep good at night A7 Keep all your rights A7 He was buttering up my biscuits D7 He said life is like a box of chocolates D7 But you should really only eat meat A7 I said I had my doubts but the man had gout A7 And that was more than I could say from me G He sent me a PDF D7 I said check the box down here Em N.C. There was a user agreement but I didn't read it now N.C. He's listening through my ears Harmonica Solo: A7 C G A7 Verse 6: A7 Hotels casinos and spaceships A7 Teslas and tunnels are fine A7 Folks get too close to the big White House A7 And they lose their goddamn mind Outro: D7 A7 C G A7