Cancer chords by Jesse Welles
Guitar chords with lyrics
- Capo on 2nd
- Difficulty: Beginner 👶
♫ Intro:
D D D D
♫ Verse:
D
Cancer's getting meaner
A
And it ain't never been fun
G
Supposed to get you when you're old
D
And now it gets you when you're young
D
Cancer's always been depressing
A
Cancer's never been pleasant
G
It don't care if you're royal
D
Don't care if you're a peasant
N.C.
Well then what causes it
♫ Chorus:
G
Everything you ate
D
The sleep you didn't get
A
Your job and the air
D
And the water and your bed
G
The sun and red meat
D
All the fishes in the sea
They're all a bunch of cantankerous
A G D
Cancer-causin' carcenogenic SOB's
♫ Verse:
D
It's like them apocalyptic folks
A A7
Off the newer Mad Max
A
MonSanta Claus delivered
G D
All the cancer in your ass
♫ Chorus:
G
But it's from the purple ketchup
D
The BPA's and microplastics
A D
Just hope it don't go mistastic
G
It's meaner than the meanest
D G/C# Bm
Meaner than the ru-u-mors
D
It's your own personalized pan
A G D
Pizza Hut home grown little tumor, take it
♫ Instrumental:
G D A G D
♫ Break:
D G
It'll make an atheist plead with God
D
Hard core bumper sticker christian give up
A
MonSanta Claus is a checking his list
G D
And the cancer don't give a fuck
♫ Instrumental:
G D A G D
♫ Verse:
D
Cancer of the head
A
Shoulders, knees and toes
A7 A
I wish I had the patent on the cancer screenin'
G D
I'd be a printin' cancer dough
D
Cancer is as lucrative
A
B business as a war
A7
So if you ain't expectin' peace
G
Then why expect a cure Published:
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