Cancer chords by Jesse Welles

• Capo on 2nd
• Difficulty: Beginner 👶

♫ Intro:

D   D   D   D


♫ Verse:
                  D
Cancer's getting meaner
                         A
And it ain't never been fun
                                 G
Supposed to get you when you're old
                                 D
And now it gets you when you're young

                         D
Cancer's always been depressing
                     A
Cancer's never been pleasant
                         G
It don't care if you're royal
                        D
Don't care if you're a peasant

N.C.
Well then what causes it


♫ Chorus:
                G
Everything you ate
                      D
The sleep you didn't get
                  A
Your job and the air
                        D
And the water and your bed

             G
The sun and red meat
                       D
All the fishes in the sea

They're all a bunch of cantankerous
 A                  G           D
Cancer-causin' carcenogenic SOB's


♫ Verse:
                 D
It's like them apocalyptic folks
                   A    A7
Off the newer Mad Max
                  A
MonSanta Claus delivered
         G               D
All the cancer in your ass


♫ Chorus:
                          G
But it's from the purple ketchup
               D
The BPA's and microplastics
      A                    D
Just hope it don't go mistastic

                      G
It's meaner than the meanest
                D  G/C# Bm
Meaner than the ru-u-mors
               D
It's your own personalized pan
 A               G             D
Pizza Hut home grown little tumor, take it


♫ Instrumental:
G     D     A      G   D


♫ Break:
D              G
It'll make an atheist plead with God
           D
Hard core bumper sticker christian give up
    A
MonSanta Claus is a checking his list
         G                    D
And the cancer don't give a fuck


♫ Instrumental:
G     D     A      G   D


♫ Verse:
               D
Cancer of the head
                      A
Shoulders, knees and toes
                  A7                    A
I wish I had the patent on the cancer screenin'
          G                D
I'd be a printin' cancer dough

              D
Cancer is as lucrative
                 A
B  business as a war
           A7
So if you ain't expectin' peace
      G
Then why expect a cure