Cancer chords by Jesse Welles

• Capo on 2nd
• Difficulty: Beginner

♫ Intro:

D  D  D  D


♫ Verse:
         D
Cancer's getting meaner
             A
And it ain't never been fun
                 G
Supposed to get you when you're old
                 D
And now it gets you when you're young

             D
Cancer's always been depressing
           A
Cancer's never been pleasant
             G
It don't care if you're royal
            D
Don't care if you're a peasant

N.C.
Well then what causes it


♫ Chorus:
        G
Everything you ate
           D
The sleep you didn't get
         A
Your job and the air
            D
And the water and your bed

       G
The sun and red meat
            D
All the fishes in the sea

They're all a bunch of cantankerous
 A         G      D
Cancer-causin' carcenogenic SOB's


♫ Verse:
         D
It's like them apocalyptic folks
          A  A7
Off the newer Mad Max
         A
MonSanta Claus delivered
     G        D
All the cancer in your ass


♫ Chorus:
             G
But it's from the purple ketchup
        D
The BPA's and microplastics
   A          D
Just hope it don't go mistastic

           G
It's meaner than the meanest
        D G/C# Bm
Meaner than the ru-u-mors
        D
It's your own personalized pan
 A        G       D
Pizza Hut home grown little tumor, take it


♫ Instrumental:
G   D   A   G  D


♫ Break:
D       G
It'll make an atheist plead with God
      D
Hard core bumper sticker christian give up
  A
MonSanta Claus is a checking his list
     G          D
And the cancer don't give a fuck


♫ Instrumental:
G   D   A   G  D


♫ Verse:
        D
Cancer of the head
           A
Shoulders, knees and toes
         A7          A
I wish I had the patent on the cancer screenin'
     G        D
I'd be a printin' cancer dough

       D
Cancer is as lucrative
         A
B business as a war
      A7
So if you ain't expectin' peace
   G
Then why expect a cure