♫ Intro: N.C. A D# A One, two, one, two, go ♫ Verse 1: A I need some help D# A Finding the straps of my boots A Well, they evicted my flip-flops D#7 D# D#7 And my Birkenstocks won't do A A7 Well, did a man-made famine and shut the factory down F D#7 I know it’s bad in Bangladesh but I hate this town A I need some help D# A Finding the straps of my boots
♫ Chorus: A I need some boots with straps A#b I'm ditching the sandals F I need heavy equipment Ab I need shit with handles A Give a hoot D# A Show me the straps of my boots ♫ Verse 2: A They on the front or the back? D# A Mine are men's, don’t it matter, too? A They raised the rent on my socks D#7 D# D#7 But my callouses are getting grue A A7 Well, inflation blew up everything but my ties F Man, I'd overdraft the bank D#7 But the card's expired A I need some help D# A Finding the straps of my boots ♫ Chorus: A I need some boots with straps A#b I'm ditching the sandals F I need heavy equipment Ab I need shit with handles A Give a hoot D# A Show me the straps of my boots Harmonica ♫ Solo: A D# A D#7 D# A A7 F D#7 A D# A ♫ Verse 3: A Did they get blown off in a storm? D# A G negligent pontoon A Well I heard somebody say D#7 D# D#7 That my Crocs weren't really shoes A A7 Well, it's not that I think that the advice is evil F I've just had a long day D#7 And I hate the Eagles A Now I'm running down the road D# A Lookin’ for the straps of my boots ♫ Chorus: A I need some boots with straps A#b I'm ditching the sandals F I need heavy equipment Ab I need shit with handles A Give a hoot D# A Show me the straps of my boots ♫ Verse 4: A A7 Well, it's not that I think that the advice is evil F I’ve just had a long day D#7 And I hate the Eagles A Now I'm running down the road D# A Lookin' for the straps of my boots Out-♫ Chorus: A Oh, I need some boots with straps A#b I'm ditching the sandals F I need heavy equipment Ab I need shit with handles A Give a hoot D# A And show me the straps of my boots