Amazon Santa Claus chords by Jesse Welles

• Difficulty: Beginner

Key: C


🎅 Chorus:
      C
He lost his rosy cheeks
C
And his big ole belly
     F
He's been livin on a yacht
      D7
He's kinda sweaty and smelly
C           A
Mrs Claus left in the 90s
      D
And Rudolfs gone
G         C
Santa Claus is Amazon

🎅 Verse 1:
      C
He left the north pole
C
He said its too damn cold
C
He went where wages were cheap
C
And the taxes are low
     F
And if ya saw his list
F
It'd make ya kinda nervous
 C  N.C.
Alexa send my data
N.C.
Up to customer service
     G
It ain't all cookies and milk
  F
The mans got ambition
     C   N.C.
He's been stirin up the cocoa
     C
With the federal trade commision
    C
He been bustin up unions
C
Trading elves for slaves
C
Makin mountains of trash
C
Dumps out in the bay
      F
Dancer and Prancer and
F
Donner and Blitzen
      C    N.C.
Are all on reindeer unemployment
N.C.
Barely making a livin


🎅 Verse 2:
     G
He traded in the sleigh
   F
For a big blue van
     C
Its gotta logo on the side
     G7
Like some funky banana


🎅 Chorus:
      C
He cut his big white beard
C
And quit being jolly
     F
He's been deckin the halls
       D
With somethin different than holly
       C
He bought the washington post
        A7
And still can't get good press
D      G7   C   A7
Santa Claus' name is Jeff alright
D       G7 C
Santa Claus is Amazon