The Procrastinator chords by Jay Foreman

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
C
I am the procrastinator
D7
Make way for me
G7
I will do everything
        C
Eventually
G   Gsus2
But first I'll...
C
Fold my clothes. And pile them up in order so the
Dm
Largest thing is on the
G7
Floor.... and then I'll
Dm
Take my phone and
G

Get rid of the messages that
C               C7
I don't need anymore
F
I'll make a numbered list of things I have to do
C
Sit long on the toilet, even though I don't need to
Dm
Build a playing card tower
D7
Have a power shower
G
Bite my nails, pick my nails, doing nothing never fails

Chorus:
C
La la la la la la
D7
La la la la
G7
La la la la la la, la la la la la
C G
La

Verse 2:
C
I am the procrastinator
D7
Make way for me
G7
I will do everything
        C
Eventually
G   Gsus2
But first I'll...
C
Go outside and get a bit of exercise by
Dm
Riding around on my
G7
Bike... And then I'll
Dm
Go next door
G7
And spend hours talking to
C                         C7
The guy that I don't even like
F
I'll take my posters down and put them up again
C
Go on my computer, log on MSN

Brige:
E7
MSN...
Am
MSN...
Bm
Who said
D7
MSN...?

       Em    Am              Bm                   D
If you go on MSN, a terrible thing will happen to you
         Em                Am            Bm                           D
You will sit and stare for hours, and people you don't like will talk to you
Em               Am
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Bm               D
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Em              Am
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
            B7       E7
Don't go on M... S...N
         Em             Am                     Bm                               D
They say hi, you say hi back. They say how are you? You say good thanks how are you.
         Em             Am
They say fine thanks.....
    Bm                          D
And you'll say nothing else all afternoon
Em               Am
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Bm               D
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
Em              Am
Don't go on MSN (Don't go on MSN)
            B7       E7
Don't go on M... S...N

Verse 3:
Dm
Build a playing card tower
D7
Have a power shower
G
Bite my nails, pick my nails, doing nothing never fails

Chorus:
C
La la la la la la
D7
La la la la
G7
La la la la la la, la la la la la
C G
La

Outro:
C
I am the procastinator
Dm            D7
Make way for me
G
I will do everything
G7         C
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