Skin Sofa chords by Jay Foreman

It's in 5/8, so watch out.
Here's a couple of the licks:

Lick 1: from Em to Em again:
e|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|---0h2-------------------------|
A|-------2---0-------------------|
E|-------------3-2-0-------------|

Lick 2: from B7 to Em:
e|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------|
A|---2p0------2----2---0---------|
E|-------2---------------3-2-0---|

Lick 3: in the outro not exactly how he plays it, just a suggestion:
e|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------0---0----------0---0----|
D|-------0h2-0--2-------0h2-0-2--|
A|--------------2-------------2--|
E|---0-0------------0-0----------|

Chords:
C               -   x3201x
Cmaj7           -   x3200x
B               -   x2444x
D (from verses) -   xx0232
Em              -   022000
B7              -   x2120x
D6sus2sus4      -   xx0453
D (from outro)  -   x54x3x

Intro:
C               B               Em
Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo
Em
(also, just to f*ck with you, I've put it in 5/8 time; count along kids!)

Verse 1:
Em                          C
Can I interest anyone in my sofa?
     D                                Em
It's cheap but it requires some extra care
Em                                Cmaj7    C
It gets rather sweaty between the cushions
B7  Lick 2:                     Em     Lick 1:
So be sure to keep it clean down there

Verse 2:
Em                                        C
Sorry about the rash from where I've been sitting
        D                                Em
And the blisters from where I spilt bolognese
Em                                Cmaj    C
By the way it's not normally this hairy
B7  Lick 2:                       Em
I've not shaved it now for several days (it gets worse)

Bridge 1:
C
And if you do decide to wax it please exfoliate to
G
Avoid ingrowing hair
C
And leave the curtains closed or it'll get a sunburn
B7  Lick 2:x3
Peeling everywhere oooooh it's got a nipple

Verse 3:
Em                                  C
It will keep you warm like no other sofa
    D                          D6sus2sus4 Em
But it comes out in goosebumps when it's cold
Em                                      Cmaj7    C
All stains come right out with soap and water
B7  Lick 2:                      Em
Not too bad for eighty nine years old

Bridge 2:
C
And don't sit there for too long or you'll get a puddle
G
Underneath your thighs
  C
I hope somebody takes it I don't want to know what
B7  Lick 2:x3
Happens when it dies

Outro:
Em
Skin sofa, skin sofa
C           B7
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Em  Lick 3:
Skin sofa, skin sofa
C           D
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Em  Lick 3:
Skin sofa, skin sofa
C                          B7                Em
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh (thank you very much)


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h - hammer on
p - pull off