First Class White Trash chords by Jason Helms Band

Intro:

G    C    D    G    C    D


Verse 1:

G                                           C                     D
A cold Budweiser sure sounds great but it looks like its natural ice today,
           G                                            C        D
and every other day till the first of the month check comes
G
I've got a camper in the woods and a beat up Ford,
            C                      D                     G                                          C       D
my baby's mama keyed the hood and both the doors judge says I can't pull it he called me a no good bum
             C               D                        G                     Em
I've got a mangy old dog in my back yard, I got a thirty ought six and a food stamp card
      C                                     D
I'm livin' the good life retired at thirty one

Chorus:

             G                                  C
'Cause I'm first class poor white trash the backwash floating in a champagne glass
  D                                               C                       D
Sittin' in the yard drinkin' on a forty you can try real hard but your cain't ignore me
     G                                     C
I'm first rate, mama's worst mistake the kinda guy everybody loves to hate
         D                                 C                             G
It's a stereotype that I just cain't get past, Bein' first class white trash


Verse 2:

G                                                         C                               D
My new girlfriend knows her way around a pole so now my buddies call me butter cause I'm on a roll
       G                                    C        D
Even mama said I'd make a good reality TV star
           G                                            C                                D
I'm on a first name basis at the county jail I have to wear an ankle bracelet while I'm out on bail
    G                                          C     D
I can't even sing Karaoke Friday night at the bar
    C                               D                      G                             Em
Before I ask my princess if she'll be my bride I'm gonna have to hit it big and get a double wide
           C                                          D
So I'm scratchin' off tickets and learning to play guitar (like C.C. DeVille)


Chorus:

             G                                  C
'Cause I'm first class poor white trash the backwash floating in a champagne glass
  D                                               C                       D
Sittin' in the yard drinkin' on a forty you can try real hard but your cain't ignore me
     G                                     C
I'm first rate, mama's worst mistake the kinda guy everybody loves to hate
         D                                 C                             G
It's a stereotype that I just cain't get past, Bein' first class white trash


Outro: