Whiskey Thinks I Am chords by Jade Eagleson

🎸 Intro:
N.C.
I'm a go-getter when my whistle is wetter
A genius in his prime
Anything you can do
I can do better
The DaVinci of my time
I have all of the answers to every problem
As long as they're not mine
When I become just half the man
That the whiskey thinks I am

🎸 Interlude:
D

🎸 Verse 1:
      D
Woke up, rinsed off
And put the eggs in the pan, put the coffee in the pot
                                              A
Hopped in the van, and headed for the lot at work
"Hello, boss, how are you?
Know I'm five minutes late, that old interstate
D
Was blocked all the way on up to the avenues"
           G
He said, "Son, no excuse"
                                                 D
Gonna give you the rest of the whole damn afternoon
You're fired"

🎸 Refrain:
    A
So here I am, drink in my hand
Trying really hard to understand
Why I can't just be half the man
                          D
That the whiskey thinks I am

🎸 Chorus:
             D
'Cause I'm a go-getter when my whistle is wetter
    A
A genius in his prime
Anything you can do
I can do better
         D
The DaVinci of my time
        G
I have all of the answers to every problem
     D
As long as they're not mine
A
When I become just half the man
                           D
That the whiskey thinks I am

🎸 Verse 2:
        D
Hello, darlin', nice to see you
I stole that line from a Conway tune
                                               A
But I don't mind if it helps me get closer to you
Please pour us a round
Put it all on my tab and fill up your glass
                                    D
Feel free to add more when it gets low
              G
Hey
I just lost my job
                                           D
But I still got one last paycheck left to use
On you

🎸 Refrain:
    A
So here I am, drink in my hand
Trying really hard to understand
Why I can't just be half the man
                          D
That the whiskey thinks I am

🎸 Chorus:
             D
'Cause I'm a go-getter when my whistle is wetter
    A
A genius in his prime
Anything you can do
I can do better
         D
The DaVinci of my time
        G
I have all of the answers to every problem
     D
As long as they're not mine
     A
When I become just half the man
                           D
That the whiskey thinks I am, aw, tell 'em
Brent

Guitar 🎸 Solo:
G   D   A   D
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G   D   A   D
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🎸 Chorus:
             D
'Cause I'm a go-getter when my whistle is wetter
    A
A genius in his prime
Anything you can do
I can do better
         D
The DaVinci of my time
        G
I have all of the answers to every problem
     D
As long as they're not mine
     A
When I become just half the man
                           D
That the whiskey thinks I am

🎸 Post-Chorus:
     A
When I become just half the man
                           D
That the whiskey thinks I am

🎸 Outro:
D
Aw, yeah
         D
Tag it, yep