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Michael In The Bathroom Acoustic Ukulele chords by Joe Iconis

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Difficulty: Intermediate

Verse:
   Am       Em       Am          Em
I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
    F         Am       C       Am
I could stay right here or disappear and nobody'd even notice at all

    Am     Em        Am          Em
I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone
    F             Am       C              Am
But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly or pretend to check a text on my phone

F          Em          C
Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair
        F       Em           C
Now through no fault of mine there's no other half there

Chorus:
       F            Am               C
Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party
Am
Forget how long it's been
     F            Am              C
I'm just Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party
Am
No you can't come in
C              Em
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
C             F
And picking at grout as I softly grieve
    C        Am     C          F
I'm just Michael who you don't know Michael flyin' solo Michael in the bathroom by himself
      C
Oh by himself

Verse:
    Am       Em       Am       Em
I am hiding but he's out there just ignoring all our history
     F          Am          C             Am
Memories get erased and I'll get replaced with a newer cooler version of me
    Am          Em    Am         Em   Am
And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door - I wanna dance with somebody
    F            Am             C           Am
And my feelings sink 'cause it makes me think now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore

Chorus:
       F       Am     C
Now it's just Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party
Am
I half regret the beers
F                    Am      C
Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party
Am
As I choke back the tears
C                   F
I'll wait as long as I need until my face is dry
      C                F
Or I'll just blame it on weed or something in my eye
     C              Am
I'm just Michael who you don't know Michael flyin' solo
C             F
Michael in the bathroom by himself

Bridge:
Am   Am    Am   Am
Knock knock knock knock
C
They're gonna start to shout soon
Am   Am    Am   Am
Knock knock knock knock
C
Oh hell yeah I'll be out soon

A   A   A   A
Knock knock knock knock
F
It sucks you left me here alone
A   A   A   A
Knock knock knock knock
F
Here in this teenage battle zone

E   E   E   E
Clang clang clang clang
F
I feel the pressure blowing up
E   E   E   E
Bang bang bang bang
F
My big mistake was showing up

Am    Am    Am   Am
Splash splash splash splash
F            Em *
I throw some water in my face
           F *
And I am in a better place
          Em *
I go to open up the door
             F
But I can't hear knocking Anymore

      Am    Em
And I can't help but yearn
   C     Am
For a different time
      C      Am
And then I look in the mirror
    C     Am
And the present is clearer
        F    C
And there's no denying I'm just

Chorus:
 F Am x2:

C
At a party
Am
Is there a sadder sight than
 F Am
*hums*
F       Am       C
Michael in the bathroom at a party

Verse:
     Am
This is a heinous night
     F               C
I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn
     Am
Or wish I offed myself instead
      C
Wish I was never born
     Am       F
I'm just Michael who's a loner
  Am      C
So he must be a stoner
Am     F
Rides a PT Cruiser
Am       C
God he's such a loser
Am       F
Michael flyin' solo
Am         C
Who you think that you know
Am       F      C
Michael in the bathroom by himself
C     F
Oh by himself
C    F
Oh by himself
C    F
All you know about me is my name
C    F
Awesome party
C   F     C
I'm so glad I came

Source: www.ukulele-tabs.com

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