Michael In The Bathroom Acoustic Ukulele chords by Joe Iconis

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Difficulty: Intermediate

Verse:
     Am             Em              Am                   Em
I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
        F                  Am             C             Am
I could stay right here or disappear and nobody'd even notice at all

       Am          Em                Am                   Em
I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone
        F                         Am              C                            Am
But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly or pretend to check a text on my phone

F                    Em                   C
Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair
               F              Em                     C
Now through no fault of mine there's no other half there

Chorus:
             F                       Am                             C
Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party
Am
Forget how long it's been
         F                        Am                           C
I'm just Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party
Am
No you can't come in
C                            Em
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
C                         F
And picking at grout as I softly grieve
        C                Am          C                    F
I'm just Michael who you don't know Michael flyin' solo Michael in the bathroom by himself
           C
Oh by himself

Verse:
       Am             Em              Am              Em
I am hiding but he's out there just ignoring all our history
         F                   Am                    C                         Am
Memories get erased and I'll get replaced with a newer cooler version of me
       Am                    Em       Am                  Em     Am
And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door - I wanna dance with somebody
       F                       Am                          C                     Am
And my feelings sink 'cause it makes me think now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore

Chorus:
              F              Am         C
Now it's just Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party
Am
I half regret the beers
F                                       Am            C
Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party
Am
As I choke back the tears
C                                     F
I'll wait as long as I need until my face is dry
            C                               F
Or I'll just blame it on weed or something in my eye
         C                           Am
I'm just Michael who you don't know Michael flyin' solo
C                          F
Michael in the bathroom by himself

Bridge:
Am      Am       Am      Am
Knock knock knock knock
C
They're gonna start to shout soon
Am      Am       Am      Am
Knock knock knock knock
C
Oh hell yeah I'll be out soon

A      A      A      A
Knock knock knock knock
F
It sucks you left me here alone
A      A      A      A
Knock knock knock knock
F
Here in this teenage battle zone

E      E      E      E
Clang clang clang clang
F
I feel the pressure blowing up
E     E     E     E
Bang bang bang bang
F
My big mistake was showing up

Am       Am        Am     Am
Splash splash splash splash
F                        Em *
I throw some water in my face
                     F *
And I am in a better place
                    Em *
I go to open up the door
                          F
But I can't hear knocking Anymore

            Am       Em
And I can't help but yearn
      C         Am
For a different time
           C           Am
And then I look in the mirror
        C          Am
And the present is clearer
               F        C
And there's no denying I'm just

Chorus:
 F  Am  x2:

C
At a party
Am
Is there a sadder sight than
 F  Am
*hums*
F             Am             C
Michael in the bathroom at a party

Verse:
         Am
This is a heinous night
         F                              C
I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn
          Am
Or wish I offed myself instead
           C
Wish I was never born
          Am             F
I'm just Michael who's a loner
   Am            C
So he must be a stoner
Am         F
Rides a PT Cruiser
Am              C
God he's such a loser
Am             F
Michael flyin' solo
Am                  C
Who you think that you know
Am             F           C
Michael in the bathroom by himself
C         F
Oh by himself
C        F
Oh by himself
C        F
All you know about me is my name
C        F
Awesome party
C      F         C
I'm so glad I came

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