New Years chords by Human Kitten

Intro:
E5

Verse 1:
E5          B5       A5
Half of the time I'm normal,
E5          B5       C#5          A5
Half of the time I'm too crazy to function
E5          B5       A5
Half of the time I'm straight edge,
E5        B5       C#5      A5
The other half I'm a raging alcoholic

Chorus 1:
E5             B5                C#5                A5
I'm either the life of the party or not speaking at all
E5          B5                C#5        A5             E5  B5
I'm in love or disinterested, infatuated or indifferent
C#5             A5
There's no in between
E5                 B5         C#5              A5
I feel like I have nothing, I feel like I have everything I need

Break:
E5 B5 C#5 A5
E5 B5 C#5 C#5 B5 A5

Bridge:
E5          B5             C#5     B5            A5
When people say you should "be yourself" they're lying
E5          B5             C#5     B5     C#5     B5            A5
When people say you should "be yourself", "be yourself" they're lying

Chorus 2:

E5            B5           C#5          A5
They want you to be normal in a vaguely quirky way
E5            B5           C#5   A5
They want you to be normal every single day
E5         B5             C#5           A5
They meant different like nerdy kids in high school movies
E5      B5      C#5                A5        E5   B5
Not transexual, mentally unstable, or autistic
        C#5             A5   E5        B5  C#5     A5    E5 B5
Because one day someone said we should all just pretend
        C#5             A5   E5        B5  C#5        B5  A5
Because one day someone said we should all just pre - e - tend

Outro:
E5          B5             C#5     B5            A5