Tender-crisp chords by Hootie & The Blowfish

"Tender-crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch"
by Darius Rucker (Hootie)


 C   F C
When my belly starts a rumbling and Iâ^À^Ùm Jonesing for a treat,

 F  C F  G
I close my eyes for a big surprise the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

 C
I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

  F  C   F   C F  G
The breasts they grow on trees and streams of bacon ranch dressing flow
right up to your knees

 C    F    C
Thereâ^À^Ùs tumble weeds of bacon and cheddar paves the streets

F   C  F C F C   F
Folks donâ^À^Ùt fudge ya cause you got the juice, theres a train of
ladies coming with a nice
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caboose; never get in trouble; never need an excuse

   G  C
Thatâ^À^Ùs the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

 C
I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

 F   C
No one tells you to behave (behave)

   F   C
Your wildest fantasies come true

 F  G
Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves

 C   F    C
Red onions make you laugh instead and French fries grow like weeds

  F  C  F    C
You get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay

  F  C F   C
Thereâ^À^Ùs a king who wants you to have it your way,

 G     C
That the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch





tabbed by Chris Gordy *2005