Tender-crisp chords by Hootie And The Blowfish

Chords with lyrics

"Tender-crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch"
by Darius Rucker (Hootie)


 C majorC     FF  C majorC
When my belly starts a rumbling and Iâ^À^Ùm Jonesing for a treat,

 FF   C majorC  FF   G+G
I close my eyes for a big surprise the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

 C majorC
I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

    FF    C majorC     FF      C majorC  FF   G+G
The breasts they grow on trees and streams of bacon ranch dressing flow
right up to your knees

 C majorC       FF       C majorC
Thereâ^À^Ùs tumble weeds of bacon and cheddar paves the streets

FF      C majorC   FF  C majorC  FF  C majorC      FF
Folks donâ^À^Ùt fudge ya cause you got the juice, theres a train of
ladies coming with a nice
 C majorC   FF  C majorC       FF  C majorC
caboose; never get in trouble; never need an excuse

     G+G    C majorC
Thatâ^À^Ùs the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

 C majorC
I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

 FF      C majorC
No one tells you to behave (behave)

      FF     C majorC
Your wildest fantasies come true

 FF   G+G
Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves

 C majorC     FF        C majorC
Red onions make you laugh instead and French fries grow like weeds

    FF    C majorC   FF        C majorC
You get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay

    FF    C majorC FF      C majorC
Thereâ^À^Ùs a king who wants you to have it your way,

 G+G         C majorC
That the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch




tabbed by Chris Gordy *2005

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