Tender-crisp chords by Hootie & The Blowfish

Chords with lyrics

"Tender-crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch"
by Darius Rucker (Hootie)


 C majorC   FF C majorC
When my belly starts a rumbling and Iâ^À^Ùm Jonesing for a treat,

 FF  C majorC FF  G+G
I close my eyes for a big surprise the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

 C majorC
I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

  FF  C majorC   FF   C majorC FF  G+G
The breasts they grow on trees and streams of bacon ranch dressing flow
right up to your knees

 C majorC    FF    C majorC
Thereâ^À^Ùs tumble weeds of bacon and cheddar paves the streets

FF   C majorC  FF C majorC FF C majorC   FF
Folks donâ^À^Ùt fudge ya cause you got the juice, theres a train of
ladies coming with a nice
 C majorC  FF C majorC    FF C majorC
caboose; never get in trouble; never need an excuse

   G+G  C majorC
Thatâ^À^Ùs the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

 C majorC
I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

 FF   C majorC
No one tells you to behave (behave)

   FF   C majorC
Your wildest fantasies come true

 FF  G+G
Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves

 C majorC   FF    C majorC
Red onions make you laugh instead and French fries grow like weeds

  FF  C majorC  FF    C majorC
You get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay

  FF  C majorC FF   C majorC
Thereâ^À^Ùs a king who wants you to have it your way,

 G+G     C majorC
That the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch




tabbed by Chris Gordy *2005