Tender-crisp chords by Hootie & The Blowfish

"Tender-crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch"
by Darius Rucker (Hootie)


 C     F  C
When my belly starts a rumbling and Iâ^À^Ùm Jonesing for a treat,

 F   C  F   G
I close my eyes for a big surprise the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

 C
I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

    F    C     F      C  F   G
The breasts they grow on trees and streams of bacon ranch dressing flow
right up to your knees

 C       F       C
Thereâ^À^Ùs tumble weeds of bacon and cheddar paves the streets

F      C   F  C  F  C      F
Folks donâ^À^Ùt fudge ya cause you got the juice, theres a train of
ladies coming with a nice
 C   F  C       F  C
caboose; never get in trouble; never need an excuse

     G    C
Thatâ^À^Ùs the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

 C
I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

 F      C
No one tells you to behave (behave)

      F     C
Your wildest fantasies come true

 F   G
Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves

 C     F        C
Red onions make you laugh instead and French fries grow like weeds

    F    C   F        C
You get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay

    F    C F      C
Thereâ^À^Ùs a king who wants you to have it your way,

 G         C
That the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch





tabbed by Chris Gordy *2005