Retarded Love Story chords by Holy Molly

INTRO

F   G   Fm
C   G



Verse 1
         F       G
They said our relationship
Fm
wouldn't work
          C            G
Cause your IQ is 50 and I eat
dirt
      F     G        Fm
We're not a romantic comedy
       C                 G
We're a mentally retarded love
story

  C                    G
So grab your walker and come
with me
     F       G
We'll eat red jello with the
Fm
lunch lady
     C                  G
We'll make wedding bands with
macaroni
         C        G
Well were mentally retarded in
F G Fm C G
love

    F       G          Fm
Well when we drool it's kind of
cool
     C
Well we'll ride the short bus
 G
on the way to school
        F               G
Well the government will help
           Fm
us and your mom will too
    C
Well my grandma's got an
      G
apartment behind her pool

  C                    G
So grab your walker and come
with me
     F       G
We'll eat red jello with the
Fm
lunch lady
     C                  G
We'll make wedding bands with
macaroni
         C        G
Well were mentally retarded in
F G Fm
love
         C        G
Well were mentally retarded in
F G Fm
love


           C        G
Well we're mentally retarded
          C
Well we're so damn darn
G
retarded
          C           G
Well we're bu, bu, bu, retarded
   F G Fm
in love