Christmas In Hollywood chords by Hollywood Undead

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Chorus:
G
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Em
Santa's back up in the hood
G                                  D
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
G
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
Em
The dreidles spinning in the hood
G                                 D
So meet me by the menorah lets get drunk

Pre-chorus:
N.C.
Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas

Chorus:
G
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Em
Santa's back up in the hood
G                                  D
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
G
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
Em
The dreidles spinning in the hood
G                                 D
So meet me by the menorah lets get drunk

Verse 1:
G
J-J-J-Just a little story about last Christmas
Em
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
G
We gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin
D
The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
G
Little Timmy stole from 7-11
Em
So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
G
We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
D
But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents
G
Zack got caught with a bottle of jack
Em
So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack
G
He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack
D
So we took the beer back and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS!!!
G
It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask
Em
The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
G
Like oh my god is that saint nick
D
Kids give me your list like its the 25th
G
Been accused of being a bad kid
Em
But I get presents as is
G
'Cause Mrs. Claus just Myspace'd me
D
I blew off a date on Christmas eve.
G
So I don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice
Em
You might still get a Rolly and a game device
G
So write your list and never have no fear
D                                                 G
Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year!
Fuck yeah!

Pre-chorus:
N.C.
Now watch the language, ho, ho ,ho

Chorus:

G
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Em
Santa's back up in the hood
G                                  D
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
G
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
Em
The dreidles spinning in the hood
G                                 D
So meet me by the menorah lets get drunk

Verse 2:
G
Im about to serve it up for for all you boys and girls.
Em
Good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz.
G
We were chillin at home and deckin the halls.
D
So I checked my phone and Santa had called.
G
He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve.
Em
He said that his jolly ass needed some help.
G
He said Christmas ain't a gang but a way of life.
D
"If you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife!"
G
So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle,
Em
Funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle.
G
So we all took flight but something was fishy.
D
He asked for road head and started to kiss me.
G
Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows.
Em
Instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildo's.
G
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster.
D
It wasn't saint nick it was a fuckin imposter.
G
When we found out he started to pout.
Em
I took my bandana and I choked him out.
G
I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth.
D
Hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south.
G
I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest,
Em
Met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest.
G
When it comes to cheer that motherfuckers a grinch.
D
So if you don't like Christmas
Fuck you bitch!
N.C.
You kids are in big trouble, oh boy, ho ,ho

Chorus:

G
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Em
Santa's back up in the hood
G                                  D
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
G
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
Em
The dreidles spinning in the hood
G                                 D
So meet me by the menorah lets get drunk

Bridge:
G        Em
Lets get drunk
         D
Lets get drunk
         G
Lets get drunk
         Em
Lets get drunk
         D
Lets get drunk

Chorus:
G
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Em
Santa's back up in the hood
G                                  D
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
G
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
Em
The dreidles spinning in the hood
G                                 D
So meet me by the menorah lets get drunk

G
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Em
Santa's back up in the hood
G                                  D
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
G
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
Em
The dreidles spinning in the hood
G                                 D
So meet me by the menorah lets get drunk