Never Google Your Symptoms chords by Henrik Widegren
Guitar chords with lyrics
Intro:
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Verse 1:
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One evening, my father said: My son
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I'?m dying and soon I'll be gone
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But before my ??final ??farewell:
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Hear me. And hear me well
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Do whatever you want ??to do
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Have a plan or roll the dice
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But one thing is strictly taboo
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Please, follow my advice
Chorus:
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Never google your symptoms
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That is my only prescription
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You get a hundred diagnoses
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And medieval prognoses
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Every sign is a serious condition
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Verse 2:
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If you google '??cough'? and '??diagnosis'?
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You have got tuberculosis
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And if you google '??fever and red'?
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You'??ve got Ebola and soon will be dead
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And if you google '??I'??ve a runny nose'?
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It'??s CSF. Your brain is leaking juice!
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And if you google itch and prognosis:
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Anaphylactic chock or psychosis
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So never google your symptoms
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Seldom it brings any wisdom
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You want to discover
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But you might uncover
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That you have an extra chromosome
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Bridge:
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So this is what I heard my father say
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And then he closed his eyes and passed away
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The autopsy report was very clear
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Death from hypochondric fear
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Which is custom
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When you google
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Your symptoms
Chorus:
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Never google your symptoms
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The hit list is never awesome
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Pain in your left arm?
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Heart attack alarm!
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Do you feel a little weak? Yes
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You'??ve got ALS!
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If you have a slight anemia
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You'??ve got leukemia!
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Are you a little crazy?
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You'??ve got ADHD
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So never, ever google
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Your symptoms!
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