Intro: G C D Em Verse 1: Em One evening, my father said: My son Am I'?m dying and soon I'll be gone Em But before my ??final ??farewell: B Hear me. And hear me well
Em Do whatever you want ??to do Am Have a plan or roll the dice Em But one thing is strictly taboo B Please, follow my advice Chorus: G C D Never google your symptoms G C D That is my only prescription Em Am You get a hundred diagnoses G D And medieval prognoses G C D Every sign is a serious condition G C D Em Verse 2: Em If you google '??cough'? and '??diagnosis'? Am You have got tuberculosis Em And if you google '??fever and red'? B You'??ve got Ebola and soon will be dead Em And if you google '??I'??ve a runny nose'? Am It'??s CSF. Your brain is leaking juice! Em And if you google itch and prognosis: B Anaphylactic chock or psychosis Chorus: G C D So never google your symptoms G C D Seldom it brings any wisdom Em Am You want to discover G D But you might uncover G C D That you have an extra chromosome G C D Em Bridge: Em So this is what I heard my father say Am And then he closed his eyes and passed away Em The autopsy report was very clear B Death from hypochondric fear B Which is custom B When you google B Your symptoms Chorus: G C D Never google your symptoms G C D The hit list is never awesome Em Am Pain in your left arm? G D Heart attack alarm! Em Am Do you feel a little weak? Yes G D You'??ve got ALS! Em Am If you have a slight anemia G D You'??ve got leukemia! Em Am Are you a little crazy? G D You'??ve got ADHD D C So never, ever google D Your symptoms! G C D
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