Candy Store chords by Heathers (Ver. 2)

Intro:
N.C
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You’ve come so far
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I’d normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I’m feeling nice
Here’s some advice
Listen up, biotch!

Bm (x6)
Em (x2)

Verse 1:
Bm
I like!
Bm
Lookin’ hot

Buying stuff they cannot

Bm
I like!
Bm
Drinkin’ hard
Em
Maxin’ Dad’s credit card
Bm
I like!
Bm
Skippin’ gym
Bm
Scaring her

Screwing him
Bm
I like!
Bm
Killer clothes
   Em
Kickin’ nerds in the nose!
Bm
If you lack the balls
                Em
You can go play dolls

Let your mommy fix you a snack
Bm
Woah!
Bm
Or you could come smoke
                   Em
Pound some rum and coke

In my Porsche with a quarterback

Chorus:
G    G    G#
Woah! Woah! Woah!
               Dm     A#
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
              F     C
Welcome to my candy store
                     Dm
It’s time for you to prove
             A#        C
You’re not a loser anymore
N.C                     Dm
Then step into my candy store

Verse 2:
Bm
Guys fall
Bm
At your feet
Bm
Pay the check

Help you cheat
Bm
All you -

Have to do
Em
Say goodbye to Shamu
Bm
That freak’s -
Bm
Not your friend

I can tell in the end -
Bm
If she - had your shot
Em
She would leave you to rot
Bm
‘Course if you don’t care

Fine! Go braid her hair
Em
Maybe Sesame Street is on
Bm
Woah!
Bm
Or forget the creep
                   Em
And get in my jeep

Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn

Chorus:
G    G    G#
Woah! Woah! Woah!
               Dm     A#
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
              F     C
Welcome to my candy store
                     Dm
It’s time for you to prove
             A#        C
You’re not a pussy anymore
N.C                     Dm
Then step into my candy store

Bridge:
D#
You can join the team
           A#
Or you can bitch and moan
        F
You can live the dream
           G
Or you can die alone
        D#
You can fly with eagles
      A#
Or if you prefer
        C
Keep on testing me
        A
And end up like her!
A
Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he’s been thinking about me
A
Color me stoked!
A
I’m so happy!
F# A#
Woah!
              D#m
Honey, whachu waiting fo—
N.C
Shut up Heather!
             F#     C#
Step into my candy store!
                D#m
Time for you to prove
             B           C#     D#m   B    C#
You’re not a lame ass anymore!  Oooh woah! Woah oh oh!
N.C                        D#m
Then step into my candy store!
D#m            C#
It’s my candy store

It’s my candy!
C             B
It’s my candy store

It’s my candy!
F#       G#     Em
It’s my candy store
              D#m