Fitter Stoke Has A Bath chords by Hatfield And The North

• Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
• Key: Ab
• Capo on 1st

Difficulty: Intermediate

Intro:
B   F#   B   G#m   C   Cm7

Verse 1:
     G                D
You don't suspect my life's a mess,
      Em                 D
You prob'ly think it's groovy
  G            D
Meeting people everyday,
C#7               F#
See some place abroad...
         E
And I admit that when the time is right,
    B
It can be quite a laugh
         C#m             B
But you know, that's not often
  E                       B
Eventually, I think that you will agree,
     Bb
I'm only putting lines out
     D#m
And shifting gears, missing years disappear
A                                        E
As for you, I couldn't bear to think of it -
      F#m           G#m
They said you were Swedish
    A                E
You asked me for a chocolate bar,
 Eb                                 G#m
Then you went and spoiled it all by eating it

What a pain, what a nause!
 G               D
You can imagine my delight
     Em                         F#m
Was like some R. Crumb magazine come to life
  G                   D
Thank you ladies you had us all
   Em               D        F
I hope you both enjoyed it
              A
But just the same
                   E
I'm happy just to sit around at home
        F#m                       E
With Pamela looking elegant and writing prose
A               E
If anyone's in need of me
     F#m             E
I'm drowning in the bathroom

Outro:
G                        F
Bing billy bong - silly song's going wrong
           Em                C
Ping pong ping, clong cling dong
       Eb
Tie me up, turn me on
G                           F
Bing billy bang, desperate dan, frying pan
              Em              C               Eb
Cling clong cling, bong bing bang, Michael Miles, bogey man

instrumental with flute:
G   F   Em   Eb
G   F   Em   Eb

wordless vocals:
G   A   G   A
G   A   G   A
D#m  Bbm  C#  C#m
E  Eb  G  A  G  A
D#m  Bbm  C#  C#m
E  D#m  Eb  G