I Was A Teenage Cyborg chords by HappyHappy

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

🎸 Intro:
C Em F
C Em F


🎸 Verse 1:
    C                Em                 F
That day in the library I told you the truth
         C               Em             F               G
And you sculpted me into a machine with nothing else to lose
            C              Em               F
You gave me laser eyes and Gatling guns for arms
          C          Em             F             G
Put a microchip inside my brain and put me behind bars
           Am7         Em                   F
And like a teenage boy trying to remove his braces
       Am7            Em        F                G                           Dm
I will take a pair of pliers and dig out all the pieces that belong to you
            G           F                                Dm
I don't want em I don't need them to help me find my way
                           G                F
Heard your voice ringing in my ears since I failed you in 7th grade

🎸 Chorus:
        C           E7          Am7                F
With my new found powers I will kill everyone from high school
            C               E7
With these military-grade explosives, they'll all be sorry
           C        E7             Am7           F
With these rocket launchers, I will level the whole town
           C             E7                  Am7         F
From Walnut Creek all the way to Broad and 360
     E7                             F G*
And with it dies the very worst years of my life

🎸 Interlude:
C Em F
C Em F

🎸 Verse 2:
    C                    Em               F
You filled my head with hopes and aspirations
         C              Em             F           G
Till my body count was well into the millions of people I'd loved
C             Em               F
I'd send you pictures of their bruised and bloody faces
     C              Em                    F                 G
And listen to them try to speak as they choke on their own blood
           Am7         Em                   F
And like a younger me pleading with a god I loved
       Am7                 Em                F               G              Dm
I will kick and scream and hurt myself until you have given up and let me die
        G           F
With a smile on my face and a cigarette in my mouth
Dm     G                             F*
When I walk into the darkness I hope no one is around

🎸 Chorus:
        C         E7          Am7                   F
With my new found powers I'll return with the utmost vengeance
      C                       E7                    Am7          F
And kill everyone who has ever owned an apple watch
         C           E7             Am7          F
With my brand new body, I will be beautiful and pretty
        C                     E7              Am7               F
And I will love you more than ever, bad decisions can't be stopped
   E7                              F          G*
And with them I will recreate the very worst years of my life

🎸 Interlude:
C Em F
C Em F

🎸 Verse 3:
      C              Em                F
That day in the library I told you the truth
  C                    Em                    F                 G
I didn't know things would get this bad and I would regret meeting you
     Am7      A7sus2       F           E7
Now you can't stop me, the empathy or lack thereof
    Am7            A7sus2       F               E7
The hours spent in solitary not trying to throw up
         Am7                   A7sus2
Should've cleaned my room should've made my bed
          F                           E7
Should've done a lot of things but I didn't
  Am7       A7sus2       F       E7
                 But I didn't

Am7 A7sus2 F E7
Woooaaaaaaaaaaa~~ x4 (progressively gets louder, end on just one E7)

🎸 Outro:
        C           E7          Am7                F
With my new found powers I will kill everyone from high school
            C               E7
With these military-grade explosives, they'll all be sorry
           C        E7             Am7           F
With these rocket launchers, I will level the whole town
           C             E7                  Am7         F
From Walnut Creek all the way to Broad and 360
     E7                             F G*
And with it dies the very worst years of my life