Waffle House chords by Hannah Dasher

• Capo on 4th

Key: B

Intro:

G    D    A    D


Verse 1:
D                               G                     D
You show up at 3 a.m., ain't surprised, you're drunk again
                                         A
Trying to kiss and saying shit you don't mean
       D                               G
Giving me that hungry look, you want a toy, you want a cook
     A                            D
Sexy legs and scrambled eggs, and all from me

Chorus:
              G                         D
Well, go find someone else to make your patty melt
                 A                             D
I been there and done that, well, you and your flappy jack
            G                     D
Ain't gonna butter up my double-D Dixie cups
          A                     D
Until you figure out I ain't no Waffle House


[Interlude]
G    D     A    D


Verse 2:
D                                          G              D
When you're drunk, you act like I've got a big old yellow sign
                                                   A
That says, "We're open, grits are cooking, come on in"
        D                                 G                G#dim
All you want is fast and breezy, boy, I'm good but I ain't easy
                D           A             D
Don't push your luck, sober up, and come again


Chorus:
              G                         D
Well, go find someone else to make your patty melt
                 A                             D
I been there and done that, well, you and your flappy jack
            G                     D
Ain't gonna butter up my double-D Dixie cups
          A                     D
Until you figure out I ain't no Waffle House


[Instrumental Break]
G    D    A    D


[Out-Chorus]
              G                         D
Well, go find someone else to make your patty melt
                 A                             D
I been there and done that, well, you and your flappy jack
            G                     D
Ain't gonna butter up my double-D Dixie cups
          A                     D
Until you figure out I ain't no Waffle House
          A                     D
Until you figure out I ain't no Waffle House