I'd Rather Explicit chords by Hank Green And The Perfect Strangers

This is my first tab. I hope it's adequate, as I just did it by ear. Enjoy and DFTBA!

Capo on 2

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              C                         G
Have you ever wondered what it would be like
      F                        C
To be exposed to the vacuum of space
    C                      G
The saliva boiling on your tongue
         F                        C
And your eyes poppin' out of your face

1, 2

        C                      G
And the air rushes out of your lungs
             F                        C
And your alveoli start to rupture and bleed
     C                      G
Well that's about ninety percent of how it felt
         F                   C
When you did what you did to me

    Chorus:
              F                        C
So I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement
   F           C
Or eat a dozen tires
   F                   C
Or maybe only ever eat wet cat food
        G
For the whole rest of my life
    F                          G        C
And no I don't think we'll get together again
    F                       G        C
And no I don't think we can still be friends
             F                         G
'Cuz there's so many things I'd rather do
     F             G        C
Than spend another day with you


    C                          G
I'm getting this really strong vibe
         F                       C
That you never gave a damn about me
    C                                G
And that's why you think it's no big deal for
F                          C
You to come around and see me but

C                           G
That's not how I feel about you in fact
          F                      C
I think I never wanna see you at all
   C                     G
So maybe I'll inject gasoline in my eye
    F                       C
And hold a lighter to my eyeball

    Chorus:
              F                        C
So I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement
   F           C
Or eat a dozen tires
   F                C
Or put everything I love in a pile
         G
And then set it all on fire
    F                          G        C
And no I don't think we'll get together again
    F                       G        C
And no I don't think we can still be friends
             F                         G
'Cuz there's so many things I'd rather do
     F             G        C
Than spend another day with you



*instrumental*


C                 G
Feed my hand to a guinea pig
F                        C
Put a lightbulb up in my ass
C            G
Reenact that scene from Die Hard
      F                         C
Where Bruce walks around on the glass

C                  G
Call up my mom and tell her she sucks
   F                        C
Or drink a gallon of my own pee
C                        G
Pay a group of skinheads 25 bucks
   F                          C
To really beat the shit outta me

    Last Chorus:
              F                        C
So I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement
   F           C
Or eat a dozen tires
   F                   C
Or maybe only ever eat wet cat food
        G
For the whole rest of my life
    F                          G        C
And no I don't think we'll get together again
    F                       G        C
And no I don't think we can still be friends
             F                         G
'Cuz there's so many things I'd rather do
     F             G
Than spend another day with
F             G
Spend another minute with
F             G           C