Janice At The Hotel Bar chords by Hailey Whitters

Verse 1:
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She believes in face cream at the Walgreens and ruby-red lips
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She'd take a vodka over dessert, sugar goes straight to your hips
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And she don't smoke cigarettes 'cause it ain't lady-like
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She'll cuss like a sailor, she ain't afraid to fight
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She mows her own lawn and talks on her landline
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She's got a granddaughter, still single, can't say she's surprised
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Eats sardines by the can and berries from a vine
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Be careful with the truth, girl, but don't you ever lie

Chorus:
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And stay off the pills
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But get on the pill if you ain't ready to start a family
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And pay all your bills
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But give some away, all that money won't make you happy
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Make good love, good company
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Drink good wine, make good coffee
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Keep your chin up, but every once in a while

Have a good cry
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Well, go on and make a good living, girl, don't forget
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To make a good life

Verse 2:
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She says all men are babies and that's just how they roll
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They'll drive you crazy like a run in your hose
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One day, you might want one, make sure he's your best friend
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'Cause if he can make you laugh, you might just make it to the end

Chorus:
                 C
And stay off the pills
                                                  G
But get on the pill if you ain't ready to start a family
                 C
And pay all your bills
                                                  Em
But give some away, all that money won't make you happy
          D
Make good love, good company
           C
Drink good wine, raise good babies
          Em                     D                    C
Keep your chin up, ain't nothin' wrong with makin' a good wife
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Well, go on and make a good living, girl, don't forget
               G
To make a good life

Bridge:
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And we were talkin' like old friends, down at that hotel bar
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She said a glass of red every day is damn good for the heart
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And she said I'm not trying to preach, but it's just my own two cents
         Em                                       D
That the prize is looking back and knowing it was all time well spent

Verse 3:
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Paris in the spring, in 1973
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She said if there is a Heaven, well, that's right where I'll be
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We said our goodbyes
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She gave me a wink and grabbed her coat to leave
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I won't ever forget everything Janice said to me

Chorus:
          D
Make good love, good company
           C
Drink good wine, make good coffee
        Em               D               C
Make a life so good that you ain't gotta live it twice
                                             D
Go on and make a good living, girl, don't forget
               G
To make a good life