Janice At The Hotel Bar chords by Hailey Whitters

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
G                                 C                      G
She believes in face cream at the Walgreens and ruby-red lips
G                      C                                   G
She'd take a vodka over dessert, sugar goes straight to your hips
C
And she don't smoke cigarettes 'cause it ain't lady-like
        G         C                           G
She'll cuss like a sailor, she ain't afraid to fight
   G             C                     G
She mows her own lawn and talks on her landline
                                 C                          G
She's got a granddaughter, still single, can't say she's surprised
     C
Eats sardines by the can and berries from a vine
   G                C                               G
Be careful with the truth, girl, but don't you ever lie

Chorus:
                 C
And stay off the pills
                                                  G
But get on the pill if you ain't ready to start a family
                 C
And pay all your bills
                                                  G
But give some away, all that money won't make you happy
          Em
Make good love, good company
           C
Drink good wine, make good coffee
          Em                 D         Em
Keep your chin up, but every once in a while
            C
Have a good cry
                                                D
Well, go on and make a good living, girl, don't forget
               G
To make a good life

Verse 2:
         G                     C                    G
She says all men are babies and that's just how they roll
G                              C           G
They'll drive you crazy like a run in your hose
C
One day, you might want one, make sure he's your best friend
       G                                       C               G
'Cause if he can make you laugh, you might just make it to the end

Chorus:
                 C
And stay off the pills
                                                  G
But get on the pill if you ain't ready to start a family
                 C
And pay all your bills
                                                  G
But give some away, all that money won't make you happy
          Em
Make good love, good company
           C
Drink good wine, make good coffee
          Em                 D         Em
Keep your chin up, but every once in a while
            C
Have a good cry
                                                D
Well, go on and make a good living, girl, don't forget
               G
To make a good life

Bridge:
            C
And we were talkin' like old friends, down at that hotel bar
           G
She said a glass of red every day is damn good for the heart
             C
And she said I'm not trying to preach, but it's just my own two cents
         G                                                      D
That the prize is looking back and knowing it was all time well spent

Verse 3:
G            C          G
Paris in the spring, in 1973
                       C                                     G
She said if there is a Heaven, well, that's right where I'll be
            C
We said our goodbyes
                                           G
She gave me a wink and grabbed her coat to leave
             C                                Em
I won't ever forget everything Janice said to me

Chorus:
          Em
Make good love, good company
           C
Drink good wine, make good coffee
          Em                 D         Em
Keep your chin up, but every once in a while
            C
Have a good cry
                                                D
Well, go on and make a good living, girl, don't forget
               G
To make a good life