Global Warming chords by John Grant

ODD CHORDS      Db(#9)  - x12321
                Asus4   - x02230
                Asus2   - x02200


[Intro]
Em A D G Em A Bm


[Verse]
Em                                                A
You people and your cute little terms you like to throw around and make everybody squirm
D                                                  G
Upper class, middle class, lower class, Sassafras. Everybody these days thinks that they're a bad-ass
Em                                                A
And how am I supposed to live in a world with no Madeline Kahn my favourite girl is gone
D                                      G                                         Em      A
And Bonnie Doos is now an auto zone, 31 is trash and now I just want to be left alone. (Ahhhhh)

[Chorus]
Dm                 Gm         C
Global warming is ruining my fair complexion,
 F                 Bb
Augmenting all my imperfections
Db#9          A                D
And Brazil does not need more encouragement
Dm                 Gm                    C
Global warming encourages slack jawed troglodytes
   F                      Bb
To leave their homes with guns and knives
Db#9                 A                    D
In search of quality refreshments and some homicide


[Verse]
Em
I'm so sick of hearing people talk about the sun,
A
 They sound like a bunch of Aztec Indians
D                                               G
And all they do is hang out clogging up the streets,
                                             Em
Congratulating each other on their pedicured feet
                                                    A
Sure I like to see the fella's skateboard in their Vans,
                                                        D
Stripped down to their shorts so they can work on their tans
                                          G
I know I shouldn't care cause I'm a taken man
                                                 Em     Asus4  A  Asus2
But I guess you can look, nobody said that you can't. (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)


[Instrumental]
Dm  Gm  C  F  Bb  Db#9  A  D
Dm  Gm  C  F  Bb  Db#9  A  D


[Chorus]
Dm                 Gm         C
Global warming is ruining my fair complexion,
 F                 Bb
Augmenting all my imperfections
Db#9          A                D
And Brazil does not need more encouragement
Dm                 Gm                    C
  Global warming encourages slack jawed troglodytes
   F                      Bb
To leave their homes with guns and knives
Db#9                  A                    D
In search of quality refreshments and some homicide


[Outro]
Em                                        A                                        D    G   Em   A   Bm