Everybody Poops tab by Gone Too Farr

Well, I'm getting better at this tab thing so here is another song I wrote. Bill Holden
came up with the idea though. Then after that I wrote the song. You can here him say it
on my show called, The Keegan Show

(NC= No chords, nothing is played)

G                      C
After you just had that big breakfast burito
G                     C
You forgot to get your big bottle of beano
G                             C
So you run to the bathroom to pitch off a load
D                                  C
But there is something you need to know
NC
And that is

Chorus: (sing in high screechy voice)
NC        G
Everybody poops
C
Oh yeah they do
G
Everybody poops
C
yeah they do
D
And if you don't
C   NC     G
You have a problem

(Play the chords g and c a few times

G                                C
You may not do it the same as the person next to

you
G                                C
But all that matters is that you go poo poo
G                      C
Sometimes it's wet and sometimes it's dry
G                C           D
And sometimes it smells like french fries
NC
Because

(Chorus)

(Just play the chrous twice without any words)

EVERYBODY POOPS
(Repeat several times in a load and high screechy voice until you have the suddon urge to poop.)


Well there is the song. After you play this song just go up to random people and say
"Everybody Poops. Only you will know what you are talking about!!!