Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Intro: Cm Csus2 (x4) Verse: Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Demented New York athletes staggering round the block Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Deformed Chicanos pour in, Chicago's rolling stock Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Digital bathrooms drilling for furs Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Surgical stockings marked his and hers Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Guggenheim attitudes back to back with Jewish Baroque
Chorus: Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 No way street Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 No way street B Bsus2 B Bsus2 No way street F# N.C. Happy to see you, you have a nice day! Cm Csus2 (x4) Verse: Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Defecting Russian dancers dance into Hockney prints Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Exclusive to Bloomingdales, gift-wrapped in red Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 From the land of blue rinse Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 They boggle at menus in Olde English verse Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 "Ode to a burger" by Keats at his worst Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 The hissing of omelettes the breaking of legs Dm Dsus2 Dm Dsus2 Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eggs Dm Eb Dm Eb The pink fillet mignon looks black on the negs Chorus: C Am G C Am G Strange apparatus, you've never seen C Am G Am G Strange apparatus, even stranger theme C Am G C Am G Street alligators, Big Anglophile C Am G Am G Will navigate us through a change of style Bridge: Dm Am Dm Am I came, I saw what manner of beast is this Dm Am Dm Am Em New York, you talk a little bit left of centre Dm Am A scream, a shout Dm Am F#m D New York is throwing its weight about Bridge: Bmaj7 E Bmaj7 Walk tall, walk straight, spit the world right in the eye Bmaj7 The stronger the wood the straighter the arrow Verse: Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Dismembered hopeful Mei-Lai veterans queuing for sleaze Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 "Sorry no dogs, no fags, no shriners, and no amputees" Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Sexual athlete applies for audition Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Willing to make it in any position Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 Just one of the extras with blood on their faces Dm Dsus2 Dm Dsus2 In Snow-White and the seven basket cases Dm Eb Dm Eb I'm happy and dopey and dirty in places Cm Csus2 (x4) Chorus: Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 No way street Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 No way street B Bsus2 B Bsus2 No way street F# N.C. Lock up your daughters, Avon crawling! Verse: Dm Dsus2 Dm Dsus2 Dm Dsus2 Dm Dsus2 Devoted collectors of paraphernalia out walking the rock Dm Dsus2 Dm Dsus2 Dm Dsus2 Dm Dsus2 Battle and bitch for the ultimate kitch of a crucifix clock Dm Dsus2 Dm Dsus2 Two miniature Romans, running on rails Dm Dsus2 Dm Dsus2 Appear every hour and bang in the nails Dm Dsus2 Dm Dsus2 Dm Dsus2 Dm Dsus2 Oh I've got to have it, Christ, I gotta be the first on our block Verse: Em Esus2 Em Esus2 Em Esus2 Em Esus2 Disturbing facts about Nazi splinter groups seen on the news Em Esus2 Em Esus2 Em Esus2 Em Esus2 They're picketing synagogues and claiming that Hitler was King of the Jews Em Esus2 Em Esus2 Caught in the tunnel an ambulance howls Em Esus2 Em Esus2 A men's room attendant is flapping his jowls F N.C. Sssh, Howard Johnson is moving his bowels. Dm Eb Dm Eb Chorus 2: C Am G C Am G Strange apparatus, you've never seen C Am G Am G Strange apparatus, even stranger theme C Am G C Am G Street alligators, Big Anglophile C Am G Am G Will navigate us through a change of style C Am G C Am G Strange apparatus, you've never seen C Am G Am G Strange apparatus, even stranger theme Bridge: Bmaj7 E Bmaj7 Walk tall, walk straight, spit the world right in the eye Bmaj7 The stronger the wood the straighter the arrow Chorus 1: Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 No way street Cm Csus2 Cm Csus2 No way street B Bsus2 B Bsus2 No way street B Bsus2 B Bsus2 No way street Dm Dsus2 (x2) Dm Dsus2 Dm Dsus2 No way street Dm Dsus2 Dm Dsus2 No way street Dm Dsus2 Dm Dsus2 No way street Dm Dsus2 Dm Dsus2 No way street
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