Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Key: G minorGm
Difficulty: Novice
Chorus:
G minorGm Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
FF G minorGm
Evil will rise
G minorGm Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
And of all the 🏷Legendary warriors
FF G minorGm
None will survive
G minorGm Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
FF G minorGm
Evil will rise
G minorGm Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
To defeat the power of the sorcerer
FF G minorGm
Great sacrifice
Verse 1:
Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb D MajorD
Magnificent vessel appears in the sky
G minorGm Bb majorBb D MajorD
The Hootsforce arrives into Cowdenbeath
D MajorD Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb
Prepare for the warfare of ultimate destiny
FF G minorGm Bb majorBb
Into the battle, the heroes make fight
Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb G minorGm
Fast as Dundonian lightning they strike
Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb G minorGm
The armies of evil will die on the field
Bb majorBb G minorGm
They'll die by our steel
Spoken Interlude:
And the battlefield of Cowdenbeath fell silent, as the black gates of the fortress of Crail opened wide.
Atop a horde of undead eagles, the grim armies of the Deathknights of Crail rode out to meet the forces of
justice. And at the vanguard of this terrible host stood the Grandmaster himself, Dreadlord Proletius!
Verse 2:
Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb D MajorD
From the black gate evil deathknights attack
G minorGm Bb majorBb D MajorD
Proletius is leading the chaos charge
D MajorD Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb
Slaughtering peasants with deadly impunity
Bb majorBb G minorGm Eb MajorEb
Ralathor fires his final defence
Eb MajorEb G minorGm
Missiles of nuclear justice
Bb majorBb G minorGm Eb MajorEb
The deathknights are suddenly vaporized
Eb MajorEb G minorGm
Proletius dies
Chorus:
Eb MajorEb G minorGm
For the King of Space
Bb majorBb FF
We will fight to end disgrace
G minorGm Eb MajorEb
In our once proud land
Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
We will make our stand
Eb MajorEb G minorGm
When the dark lord comes
Bb majorBb FF
We will shoot our laser guns
G minorGm Eb MajorEb G minorGm
For the glory of mighty Dundee
Spoken Interlude:
Mwah-hahaha! Such a pathetic display of valor! You are naught but insignificant worms before the infinite
power of Zargothrax! Now, the solar conjunction is at hand. My ascension to godhood is inevitable and there
is nothing you can do to stop me! Worship my omnipotence!
Refrain:
Bb majorBb
From the Heavens
C minorCm
Comes a hero
D MajorD
Mighty Hootsman
Bb majorBb
Vanitati
C minorCm
Latinae
D MajorD
Canentis
D MajorD G minorGm
Hootus Dei
Bridge:
G minorGm Bb majorBb
With a flash of thunder
Bb majorBb G minorGm
A augmentedA god falls from the sky
G minorGm Bb majorBb
With holy armor made from wolf
Bb majorBb G minorGm
The Hootsman has arrived
G minorGm Bb majorBb
Side by side with Angus
Bb majorBb G minorGm
The warriors make fight
G minorGm Bb majorBb
Hootsman fires a laser blast
Bb majorBb G minorGm
Shoots goblins out of sight
Refrain:
Bb majorBb
From the Heavens
C minorCm
Comes a hero
D MajorD
Mighty Hootsman
Bb majorBb
Vanitati
C minorCm
Latinae
D MajorD
Canentis
D MajorD G minorGm
Hootus Dei
Chorus:
G minorGm Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
FF G minorGm
Evil will rise
G minorGm Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
And of all the 🏷Legendary warriors
FF G minorGm
None will survive
G minorGm Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
FF G minorGm
Evil will rise
G minorGm Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
To defeat the power of the sorcerer
FF G minorGm
The Hootsman has arrived
Spoken Interlude:
Alright Zargothrax, your evil reign of terror ends today! My name is the Hootsman, and I am the one and only
true god of this universe! It is time for you to taste the power of Hoots!
Verse 3:
E MajorE B minorBm
With the force of the hammer
B minorBm
And the power of Hoots
A augmentedA
The forces of justice attack
B minorBm
Bringing destruction to Zargothrax
C majorC
The wizard defeated
FF G+G
Dissolves into dust
C majorC
The Kingdom of Fife has been saved
D MajorD C#C#
The 🏷Legendary Angus McFife has triumphed this day
Spoken Interlude:
And lo, Zargothrax was finally defeated. But in the epic final struggle with the dark sorcerer, the valiant
hero Angus McFife realised he had been impaled by the Knife of Evil. As he watched the lifeless corpse of
Zargothrax dissolve into liquid dust, Angus knew that soon he himself would be corrupted by the dark power
of that cursed blade. And so he resolved that he must make the final sacrifice for the Glory of Dundee.
He would end his own life by descending into the raging volcanic fires of Schiehallion!
Verse 4:
D MajorD
Goodbye
E MajorE FF
My time has come to die
G minorGm FF
This is the end
FF A augmentedA
I must say farewell
FF DmDm
Descend into hell
Chorus:
G minorGm Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
FF G minorGm
Evil will rise
G minorGm Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
And of all the 🏷Legendary warriors
FF G minorGm
None will survive
G minorGm Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
FF G minorGm
Evil will rise
G minorGm Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
To defeat the power of the sorcerer
FF G minorGm
The Prince of Fife must die
G minorGm Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
FF G minorGm
Evil will rise
G minorGm Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
And of all the 🏷Legendary warriors
FF G minorGm
None will survive
G minorGm Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
FF G minorGm
Evil will rise
G minorGm Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
To defeat the power of the sorcerer
FF G minorGm
The Prince of Fife must die
G minorGm FF
To save the galaxy
Eb MajorEb FF
It is your mighty destiny
G+G D MajorD
Brave Angus McFife
Outro:
Initiating interdimensional subspace replay. Target year 1022. Begin transmission
*In Morse Code*
Activate Zargothrax Clone Alpha 1
*Morse Code Ends*
Transmission complete