Chords with lyrics
A minorAm Am7/GAm7/G Bbmaj7Bbmaj7
A augmentedA well-known Bognor restaurant-owner disappeared
A minorAm
Early this morning.
Am7/GAm7/G Am7/F C majorC
Last seen in a mouse-brown overcoat,
D7D7
Suitably camouflaged,
G+G B7B7 E MajorE
They saw him catch a train.
G# minorG#m Eb MajorEb
Father of three its disgusting
G# minorG#m Eb MajorEb
Such a horrible thing to do
G minorGm FF A7A7 Dsus4Dsus4 D MajorD
Harold 'the Barrel' cut off his toes and he served them all for tea
G minorGm Bb majorBb A7A7 Dm/F
Can't go far,
G minorGm
he can't go far.
Bb majorBb A7A7 Dm/F
Hasn't got a leg to stand on
G minorGm
He can't go far.
A minorAm Am7/GAm7/G Bbmaj7Bbmaj7
I'm standing in a doorway on the main square
Am7/GAm7/G
Tension is mounting
Am7/GAm7/G Am7/F
There's a restless crowd of angry people
C majorC D7D7
More than we've ever seen.
C majorC G+G B7B7 E MajorE
- had to tighten up security
G# minorG#m Eb MajorEb
Over to the scene at the town hall
G# minorG#m Eb MajorEb
The lord mayors ready to speak
G minorGm FF A7A7
Man of suspicion, you can't last long
Dsus4Dsus4 D MajorD
The British public is on our side
G minorGm Bb majorBb A7A7 Dm/F
Can't last long,
G minorGm
you can't last long.
Bb majorBb DmDm
Said you couldn't trust him, his brother was just the same
G minorGm
You can't last long
Fmaj7Fmaj7 Bbmaj7Bbmaj7
If I was many miles from here,
Fmaj7Fmaj7 Bbmaj7Bbmaj7
Id be sailing in an open boat on the sea
Ebmaj7Ebmaj7 Dm7Dm7
Instead I'm on this window ledge,
Ebmaj7Ebmaj7 Dm7Dm7
With the whole world below
Cm7Cm7 BbM7Bbm7
Up at the window
Cm7Cm7 BbM7Bbm7
Look at the window...
A augmentedA E MajorE
We can help you
A augmentedA E MajorE
We can help you
F#F# B minorBm Bm/ABm/A Bm/G#
Were all your friends, if you come on down
G+G
And talk to us son
D MajorD A augmentedA
You must be joking
E MajorE
Take a running jump
A minorAm Am7Am7 Bbmaj7Bbmaj7
The crowd was getting stronger and our Harold
A minorAm
Getting weaker;
Am7/GAm7/G Am7/F
Forwards, backwards, swaying side to side
C majorC D7D7
Fearing the very worst
C majorC G+G B7B7 E MajorE
They called his mother to the site
G# minorG#m Eb MajorEb
Up on the ledge beside him
G# minorG#m Eb MajorEb
His mother made a last request.
G minorGm FF A7A7
Come off the ledge if your father were alive
Dsus4Dsus4 D MajorD
He'd be very,very, very upset.
G minorGm Bb majorBb A7A7 Dm/F
Just can't jump,
G minorGm
You just can't jump
Bb majorBb
Your shirts all dirty,
A7A7 DmDm
There's a man here from the B. B. C.
G minorGm
You just can't jump
A augmentedA E MajorE
We can help you
A augmentedA E MajorE
We can help you
F#F# B minorBm Bm/ABm/A
Were all your friends, if you come on down
G+G
And talk to us Harry
D MajorD A augmentedA
You must be joking.
E MajorE