Pregnant Women Are Smug chords by Garfunkel And Oates

Riki plays the chords like this:

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and the (C-B-)Am part is played like this:

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INTRO:
C/G/Em/Am
F/G/C/C
C       G        Em    Am
Pregnant women are smug
         F               G
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
C
because they're pregnant
C     G       Em   Am
Effing son of a gun
                    F                        G
You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps now
            C
that you're pregnant


(C-B-)Am Em
         I can't count all the ways how
(C-B-)Am G
         You speak in clichés now


I can't wait to hear someone say
"Don't care if it's brain dead
Don't care if it's limbless
If it has a penis"

Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
Because they're pregnant

This zen world you're enjoying
Makes you really annoying

Bitch
I don't really care
I was being polite since you have no life now
That you're pregnant

You say you're walking on air
You think that you're glowing, but you've just been ho'ing
And now you're pregnant

You're just giving birth now
You're not Mother Earth now

Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
Because they're pregnant

Effing son of a gun
You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps now
Now that you're pregnant