Both Sides Can Laugh chords by Garfunkel And Oates

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

            C              C/G                 AM
Everyone once in a while you meet a special kind man
     F                                        G
A needle in a haystack, a diamond in a pile of shit
      C                    C/G                  AM  
A man who’s never written music but thinks he can
     F                                 G
A republican crypto currency guy like Dan


 C                  AM
Thank you, digital accountant Dan
       F                      G
For explaining how to write a song
       C                         AM
I wouldn’t have known to choose a topic
    F                      G
Before you, you, Dan, you came along
 C                       AM
Thanks for telling me to write down my thoughts
     F                G
And send them all to you
    F
So you can make sure it doesn’t offend
         G
The conservative point of view

   AM
You say it’s time to pop my liberal bubble
       E
And reach across the aisle
        F
Find levity in relatable things
            G
That can make the red and blue states smile
         AM
Because comedy should be inclusive
        E
And connect with the other half
           F
It should make us all feel comfortable
    G
So both sides can laugh


        C                C/G             AM
Well, I’m gonna take your advice, computer Dan
       F               G
And write something bipartisan
               C
So here’s my song


            C                                      F
Don’t you hate it when you’re liberal and you’re stuck in traffic
 C                     G
Now I’m late for my big meeting
           C                                          F
Don’t you hate it when you’re conservative and your inlaws are here
      C                               G
Oh brother what’s your mother gonna say
           C                                   F
Don’t you hate it when you’re liberal and you lose your glasses
  C                           G
How can I find my glasses without my glasses
     C                                       F                  C
Or when you’re a conservative and your gun control policies enable
                         F
constant, senseless, devastating mass shootings
F                    G               C
Isn’t it great when both sides can laugh
F      G     C
Hahahahahahaha


       AM
We’re really not that different
             E
We should come together as one
       F
With easy, pleasing, breezy jokes
            G
You know comedy can just be fun


   F                G
So let’s all get together
     C                 AM
And embrace the other half
            F
With this song
       G               C
Where both sides can laugh